September 23, 2004
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some of you may have noticed one of two things. either that you’ve been removed from the snobby elitist blog ring, or that the snobby elitist blog ring has gotten smaller. there’s a reason behind this and it’s simple: it’s snobby and elitist. meaning not just any jackass can (or should) join. you have to be an elitist, snobby jackass (we know who we are). so, if you’ve noticed that you’re not in the blog ring any more, please look below for your user name and get some closure. sadly, i removed a few before i thought to be considerate enough for closure. if you’ve been removed and your name isn’t listed, i apologize for my inconsideration. at the very least, you can rest assured that you are an idiot of some kind.
cmc1o04: your crypto-racism just proves my point. i hope you’re considering permanent forms of birth control.
mkamen: too many jewish jokes in your sidebar. lame.
nedrazeall: your blatantly sexist “power hungry little boys with grown up toys” has just furthered the stereotype of feminists as male bashing femi-nazis. kudos to you.
temporaryresolutions: apparently you’ve been doing it right since june. i applaud this, but it’s time to go bye bye.
hooizz: you have way too many references to the matrix. philosophy is good. philosophical ideas ripped off from a somewhat juvenile sf/x extravaganza… not so good.
treediary: no updates since june; your window of opportunity has closed. you coulda been a contender!
billysue: same as above, only without the part about being a contender.
spintin: it’s your fault you’ve been removed. it’s also your fault that everyone else who is on this list was removed. you own a vaio.
beautiful_getaway_x: all your pics are broken and your page background is atrocious.
simply_lynne: you blog about the bachelor and quote justin timberlake. ’nuff said.
merrymiser: no updates since may.
fadedpaperdoll: “no profound thoughts” is certainly correct.
nikkibear740: no, we can’t pretend you’re amazing. sorry. also, the word “i’m” contains an apostrophe. please fix your profile. kthx.
nik_e: although your moods may swing like a pendulum, this is no reason to bastardize edgar allen poe.
marissastar: your page background is of the massive migraine inducing variety. under your interests, you list your own height, weight and other physical stats. please. narcissistic personality disorder and elitist snobbery have nothing in common.
abacuzz: abacus. a-b-a-C-U-S.
cheshyr: stop trying to be william f house
flygirlnextdoor: initially, the username did it for me. blogging about britney spears’ wedding closed the deal.
dash_of_spice: re-subscribe and try harder.
Comments (19)
so… being a snobby, elitist jackass is the only requirement?
sign me up, Rich.
no, really.
nice, nice, closure indeed
You are my god.
No he’s mine.
but I’ll share.
oh you slay me. but you do realize that even more unqualified people will now attempt to enlist just so that you’ll blog about them and they’ll gain a level of virtual fame that only paris hilton could dream about. a sad conundrum indeed.
you, sir, are scathingly funny.
I think my spleen ruptured and it’s all your fault.
agreed. why be nice when you can afford to be an elitist?
for the record, snarfing a hot mocha is incredibly painful.
but thanks for the laugh.
you crack me up!
you’re way too amusing for your own good
Indeed, I must be an idiot of some kind. I re-applied without reading this. If I had know what kind of crowd I had fallen in with, I would’ve chosen a better group of snobby elitists!
Either way, you kick ass for having the balls to do this. Sorry I wasn’t ‘snobby’ and ‘elitist’ enough for your little tea party. How very stupid of me to think I was worthy.
Saracasm is a bitch, no?
Heartfelt props.
Aww, you’re so nice!
I can never get to your site anymore. Something else besides xanga keeps coming up. Boo!
Wow. I think that is the greatest most honest thing I have ever seen in my life.
Yay I’m still in
way to be l337
I’m cackling so hard I’ve given up even trying to pretend I’m sympathetic to the poor souls who got booted off.
except that by your own criteria, you should pass your mantle over to one of the other fab 5.
just a suggestion! no need to come over with a battering ram!
wow. you are snobby and elitist
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You’re cutting flygirlnextdoor? At least her xanga is filled with more than mindless dribble and is entertaining. Not that you would know anything about writing things people would actually want to read, because you’re too busy trying to be better than others. The most interesting thing on your page is articles youve stolen from others (without properly crediting, would adding a link or two kill you?). & seriously, the stanford prison experiment? Didnt we all cover that in Psych 101?
Rich, my jaw dropped when i read your entry! Wow!
still impressed,
EC