September 21, 2003
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I am one moody ass bastard.
Excerpt from email I sent to some friends for no reason:
“i’ve been eating nothing but rice, raw veggies, chicken/turkey, oatmeal and eggs for the last week or so. i ate hot dogs tonight and i fear they are making me ill. nay, what foul phallic cylinders of processed meat byproduct dares to sicken mine stomach!??
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the band Billy Talent…doesn’t have any. what horrible singing. he sounds like the singer from that old metal band Overkill…all high and screechy and way too metal for the good of my ears. i know this because i used to listen to metal. i still like Iron Maiden and if any one of you laugh at that, i’m coming to your house and blasting Motorhead songs from my car and playing air guitar in your front yard. whatever happened to the real, hair-farming metal heads? i bet they all got into their 1985 camaro’s and drove off into the sunset, listening to whitesnake. i bet they’re in some sort of metal heaven, drinking rolling rock and watching tawny kitaen stripper dancing on the hood of a sports car.
dfghakdflbn….”
Comments (43)
Yes! I’ve been awaiting this new design.
1.) Our marching band euphemism for a hot dog and soda is “tubular steak served with an oblong roll with a sparkling carbonated beverage.”
2.) Metal RULES. Let’s get married.
>>”foul phallic cylinders of processed meat byproduct”
Oh thaaannkkkss!! Ewww… I’ll probably never eat another hot dog again.
pr0pss
somehow that weezer song ‘teenage dirtbag’ comes to mind!
about time ya bastid.
it’s not a weezer song, i’m blanking on the name of the band, SealKitty would know, Wheatus, maybe? something like that. ow, it burns.
my ear misses you, rich.
Yeah, it was Wheatus.
I miss the aural sex.
I can’t belive how popular you are! People are posting comments as I read. Any way, I’m totally jelous that you have the discipline to starve yourself and I, a young girl who fits that demographic much better, can’t say no to the cinnamon rolls and chocolate cake. What’s your secret?
I haven’t eaten a hot dog since I was in the 9th grade. I like to pretend that I’m a better person for it.
¤ P r O p Z ¤
COOL SITE..
Well, there ya go!
dude … supa-fly design! i am eeempressed.
you’re fine. it’s bitch season — i got the same snap going on. i made an intern cry at work last Friday, and I’m generally considered to be NICE.
add in pasta, cheese and bread and subtract the turkey and that is all that I EVER eat, or mostly ever.
Recently I was at a cookout and hadn’t thought to plan ahead…all they had were hamburgers and hotdogs. I decided on a hotdog because questionable meat seemed better than red meat that I knew would make me ill.
Incidently, the hot dog still made me ill, just not as ill as eating red meat would have made me…
win some, loose some, right?
ahhh yes, the e-mail that spawned our “headbanger” conversations. I hope to hell you rented American Movie. Otherwise you are cut off from ma’ lovin’.
you have some wonderful things to write.
I still have no idea who you are….but I enjoy your site.
Promise to come play air guitar in the front yard if I mock you? I would love to see the look on the faces of my elderly neighbors across the street…
omg…Overkill…lmao…
too funny…and sad that I actually owned a few cassettes way back when…
no not moody…just bitchin’ a little…i do that sometimes…completely normal…
hot dogs ARE disgusting…
uh…80′s hair bands? m’k…not my thing…it’s cool though…
geez thanks, i’ll never look at hotdogs the same way again. but on the bright side, i happen to like Iron Maiden, too.
Wow nice new layout…and yeah regarding the post…hmm that’s something you don’t read every day…not relaly sure what else I can say…it made me think but I just don’t know…of what…sorry I’m a bad person…ah well till next time…peace out
- MTL
alright, alright it was wheatus. I was just testing you…*coughs* sorry. flu.
Love this. I had a hot dog for dinner tonight. And cheese fries. I need to stop eating shit. Seriously.
But this is gorgeous, and I’m jealous.
~ Kristen
Yeeee-haw! Awesome design.
Rich – you don’t suck. You blow.
i, too, am a fan of iron maiden. and anybody who would make fun of that fact needs to run for the hills!
I only blow when I *really* like her
nice site…cute cat.
smiles
That’s exactly why I don’t eat hot dogs.
Love the new page design!
You know that in response to this I’ve but one thing to say…
Walken.
randum
did someone say mood swing party?
hey.. your gay, also tell your friend its a guys cock he was eating.
Hey…you’re an idiot and you failed reading comprehension.
No, no, I know what ticks are, I’m a rural girl. These are ladybugs. They’re evil, bloodthirsty, hellish ladybugs of doom, but ladybugs, nonetheless.
My diet consists of about 30% sugar, 30% fat, and 40% rice right now, since I trust the vending machines more than I do the dorm kitchen. Nutrition is for suckers.
You should join my Blogring.
The Moody Bastard Club
I eat a much healthier diet than the majority of my friends, but you have singled out a weakness of mine: hot dogs.
I only eat them a couple of times a year (including my annual corndog) but I thoroughly enjoy every single bite of those phallic morsels of mystery meat byproduct. I figure the massive quantities of dark green leafy veggies, tofu, and brown rice which I consume easily balances out a few portions of crap.
If I said I was laughing, would you really show up?
since when are you on premium spotlight? O_O
gah. i haven’t logged in from the main page in ages. -_-
“foul phallic cylinders of processed meat byproduct??!?!?!?!?!”
Hey thanks, buddy, now I’ll have that horrible image whenever I eat a hot dog from now on. One eprop for you.
As a matter of fact, no eprops, because of that horrible sound on your xanga’s main page. If there’s a more egregiouis misuse of Xanga premium I haven’t found it.
Don’t you mean “egregious”?
fantastic layout. wow!
as a matter of fact, yes. eprops for you
Ahhh the old metal. Ozzy. Megadeath. Judas FUCKING PRIEST. Yeah baby. I totally fucking dig it. And if I dont be careful, my hair still goes into 80s mode and I end up with Dave Mustaine hair. Cool if I actually was Dave Mustaine. Not so much if I am Wrex.
damn dude- you change your xanga site more than i change my socks!
omg, billy talent…funy funy stuff.