August 10, 2003
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Ok, I wasn’t going to blog again about sex, but this shit takes the cake. Every weekend, I wake up early and head to the beach to workout. This morning, I get there and start my routine, which takes close to an hour and a half. What I do is similar to yoga, so I’m in the same spot the whole time. Anyways, about 20 minutes or so into it, a couple sets up their blankets a dozen or so yards away from me. Not too long after, they sprint into the water and
they
start
fucking.
They don’t even care that I’m right there in front of them.
Let me reiterate.
THERE’S A COUPLE HAVING SEX. IN FRONT OF ME.
Evil, evil, evil bastards. If this isn’t the universe bitch slapping me, I don’t know what is.
I think I need to go…umm….take a shower.
Comments (36)
1st
photos. i demand photos.
no fucking way, man. That’s totally unfair.
I think it’s a conspiracy.
i’m with cheryl, where’s the photographic evidence?
*slack-jawed*
*eyes roll* Some people have no decorum….Yeah, I’d be whipping out a camera, and when they protest, just say “Hey, if you’re putting it on display, I’m gonna take full advantage…at least have the courtesy to ask me to join in!”
As for the horny all the time problem…I’m sure a hottie like you doesn’t have any problem picking up chicks. Find yourself a fuck friend. *shrug*
Damnit, you said you weren’t going to talk about sex and then you just wave that, um, red herring at our faces.
Were they hot?!?
oh, i’m soooo sorry.
i’ve been a magnet for kissing couples, but never fucking ones.
ouch.
That’s kind of funny considering the last post. I’m sorry. I know, a guy could die…
I’m afraid I’ve seen anything like that happen, except maybe in your average everyday porno. You Florida folks are quite liberal, maybe I should move there…
if they were ugly it could have saved you, you may be turned off sex for a while.
lol some people are just all about letting it all hang out….^v^
hello there,
I happened upon your site quite *accidentally* and randomly and well I just had to comment. This entry is just so holsum and humorous :snorts: and I love the umm… engine parts too. Im a gear head and sex fiend as well. Some would even dare say Ima penis whore :laffs hysterically:
So umm nice blog dude. You need to serve coffee tho… just a suggestion. Maybe pass out free prophylactics while yer at it. lol
That concludes my note for today. This note was brot to u by the letter F and the number 6.
:gigglin:
Next time ask them to bring the vegetables and whipped cream.
*dies laughing*
Minus the live show, I think we are riding the same vibe in the universe. Life is mocking me.
they obviously can not resist the crazy strong pheramones you’re emitting whilst deep in practice.
i mean really, can you blame them?
You should’ve just run at them while ripping off your clothes and yelling “Dog pile! Dog pile!”.
Your complaining about free porn?
haha. hilarious. XD. .. you should’ve taken their clothes and ran off with it. haha.
All I can do is laugh.
I’m impressed tho, by your self control in not running over and joining them.
At least they went in the water.. they could have stayed right on the blanket.
You should have yelled out to them , “HeY! YOU! Stop fucking!!!! Can’t you SEE Im trying to meditate????????????”
hehe.. I think it’s funny.
ahhhh hahahahhahaha thats so freakin wacked have they no pride?? oh man wut is this world coming to lol…
Dude, get some balls. It’s a public beach, right? Next time just join in.
…My virgin eyes. o_0
how did you get the picture at the top of your Xanga.. if you feel like telling me could you leave it in my comments.. thanks
niiice…
lmao That’s the laugh of the day for me. Sorry, I’m going through xangas. Howdy doo da day to you ^_^
wow…what is wrong with those people
uh… ew! That is so gross! Who do some people think they are?
Jeez! That is evil. They’re all rubbing it in ya face and stuff
hi..jest a random passer-by propin for me friend.. but i hav to say.. that is funny
did you video tape it?
Thats soooo unfair!!!!
OMG hehe