now with links!
so many things i want to write about…
how i drive like mario andretti in the middle of a 72 hour coke binge.
how politics are bullshit, this country is run by lobbyists and special interests groups.
how i really want to have a decent relationship with someone.
how i’d really like to just blame everything on france. (who began the panama canal? france. who finished it? united states. who was defeated within moments of World War I starting? france. who bailed them out? united states. who was defeated within moments of World War II starting? france. who bailed them out? united states. who refused to return a huge monetary loan for that one? france. who began vietnam? france. who tried to finish vietnam? united states. who left the UN, thumbed their noses at it and then weaseled their way back in when they realized they couldn’t get by? france. so fuck france and their snobby cheese.)
how i have a file on my desktop where i just write the weird little thoughts i have.
how you better not rip that idea off.
yes, you.
not you. YOU.
how i wonder why when my mother cooks, the food has to approach the surface temperature of the sun.
how i used to have a sniglets book.
budweiser, hotdogs, porn and a shotgun: the most american you’ll ever be.
how i read too much into things.
how your mom talks like teddy ruxpin.
how i can relate to the book microserfs way more than i’d like to admit. (nerd!)
how people don’t believe me when i tell them i’ve never been to a strip club.
how i think most of my blogs are pointless.
like this one.
Comments (18)
So.. you drive like……… me? And I will steal the damn idea if I wanna.. so.. BITE ME! ;o) No.. I don’t believe you have never been to a strip club.. I heard you were a dancer at one for about 6 months.. made good money too! ;o)
I STILL have my Teddy Ruxpin….lol. I always wanted to drive like Mario Andretti….and You will go to a strip club if i can help it. C’mon..you know you wanna.
I hope you get what you want… Find what you are looking for. IOW Go YOU!
Haha Texie, I can steal the idea if I want! I’m cooler than yoooooooooou are!
And to quote the sexy one from last night: “I never choke on dick!”
k, what started as a mere drive by is turning into some interesting reading…. i’m likin’.
i’m sure your life is complete now, huh?
France’s cheese isn’t just snobby, it’s smelly too!
you know, i always wanted a teddy ruxpin, and my parents would never buy it for me. i was so deprived.
personally, i dont think the blog is pointless….it shows a bit of spirit, and made me laugh (minus the french/american thing, because no one likes war. not even angela marie). i must say your statement ”how i wonder why when my mother cooks, the food has to approach the surface temerpature of the sun”…is how it is around my house. any meal, any day…burns me.
that font makes your ass look big…
OH YEAH???I came over here just to respond, “TWERP.”
But then I actually read (and linked!) and now I want to add that I had no idea that Martha was your mom!
(whispers into Richard’s ear… Twerp.)
twerp this! Back at ya… INFINITY!
(Nah Na, no twerp back!)
French snobby cheese is really good.
Your site is lookin scrumptious
I went to my first strip club in LA a few months ago. I was very disapointed. they had underwear on and pasties covering their nipples.
In Canada they are buck nekkid.
My advice: when you do decide to go..come to Canada. Montreal, St Catherines St. is the best (I’ve heard)
Ahhh…reading too much into things. Been there, done that…still do it. I never learn. *smile*
Thank you for the email, by the way, made me smile.
And hey! Nothing wrong with being a nerd!
There’s supposed to be a point to blogs? LOL…now someone tells me!
As long as we’re on the subject of how france bites, don’t forget mimes and Jerry Lewis.
oohhh sniglets lol I loved those
Dude….this was just purely fuckin’ good. I love your shit, man.