January 10, 2003

• written by a very good friend of mine, the omnipresent, the effervescent, the abstract, the one, the only….emmdee
  25 Observations: The Atypical Antihero
  
  1) he knows who hum is.
  2) he is sentimental (for an aquarian).
  3) he should eat more apples.
  4) he doesn’t ask many questions.
  5) he wouldn’t mind more sex.
  6) he covers his belly.
  7) his name isn’t george.
  8) drugs confuse him.
  9) so does love.
  10) he doesn’t write enough.
  11) he’s terrified he’s average.
  12) he wasn’t born in florida.
  13) he has a switch.
  14) he could kick your ass but won’t.
  15) he hides behind sarcasm.
  16) he thinks i’m weird.
  17) he’s afraid of ugly vaginas.
  18) he has mastered the art of napping.
  19) he isn’t so funny, i’m just stoned.
  20) he’d like a family someday.
  21) he thinks he believes in full disclosure.
  22) he’s not cheap, he’s just broke.
  23) the boy’s got rhythm.
  24) he always holds back.
  25) it’s bigger than a baby’s arm.

  some inside jokes there. if i explained them, they wouldn’t be inside jokes. heh.

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