October 21, 2004
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just now...
erin and i are entertaining iris as she takes a bath. as we're all talking, reciting silly goo goo ga ga ki ki ka ka noises to our entertainment, erin notices what iris is doing with her nemo bath toy.
erin: "uh. honey... why are you sticking nemo on your vagina?"
iris: "i'm sorry... was it yours?"
me: "..."bahahaha!
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LOL....oh my god.. thats freaking hilarious
*snorts coffee out her nose*
Remember how I told you that I dated a girl named Erin? Similar thing happened with her. I won't go into details, but it's really funny how kids will do and say things that end up making parents go, "I swear... I have no idea where she learned that..."
One time when I got out of the shower, Jake pointed at my willy and went, "Skeeeerd!"
You know.. the coincidences between your Erin and the one I dated keep surprising me... except that yours seems like a nice person. I know outward appearances can be deceiving... but the one I went out with didn't even bother trying to put up a facade.
'Was it yours' heeheehee!
This child deeply understands the symantics of things, does she not?
I want that camera you're bidding on, you stinker. How can I convince you to cease and desist?
So. Best.
HA!
my son told me with a sigh "My wee-wee is wearing me out"
I really didn't know what to tell him
So polite, that Iris!
Why oh why did this have to make me think of these?
arrgh...this.
Now I feel even more dirrrty.
Hmmm.... was it the giggling Nemo toy from MacDonald's? 'Cause if you say 'yes' then I'm seriously going to pee my pants laughing.
-IJ
i just coughed up a Riesen over this, dude.
ha! a classic!
*splutters tea over the keyboard*
That is hysterical! Kids rock.
--L
at four they are obsessed and five and six and you know, until they die.
thanks for the morning laugh. gotta love kids
your reaction is hilarious
This leads me to believe that Erin is an adventurous kind of gal! Congratulations to you, Rich. You must be proud!
HEY!! wat up?
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