March 20, 2004
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If this weblog was Fark.com, I'd only have stories about marauding Norwegian wildlife.
1. Flying Moose Wrecks Cars.
2. Resident Evil IV: Newly Undead Moose Attacks Hunter.
3. Moose are angry drunks, join fraternities.
4. Moose rampages after being taunted with a bun, France surrenders.
5. Moose cohabitation results in multiple murder
6. Cow gets pissed, assaults Mayor. Head injury convinces Mayor he's Charles Bronson. The Dirty Dozen exact revenge.
7. Cow riot ensues, L.A. in flames. Meanwhile, Cow gets idea from Moose. Parents blame rap music.
8. Moose and Cow join forces; deploy Kamikaze.
9. Encyclopedia Brown opens Cow investigation.
10. Cows suspected masterminds behind plot to overthrow Norway.
Comments (9)
that . . . is weird.
link #6 doesnt work cuz u need to take out the stuff after the id number =)
...i actually read all of those articles
and now i wonder...if the plural of goose is geese, why isnt the plural for moose, meese?
hmm...
you are nuts rich. you are absolutely nuts.
I'm not complaining. Norway is metal, man. m/
yeah, Fark is obsessed with the moose.
i had no idea cows didn't squint when lights were thrown on them....
dude, that's freakin hilarious.
also, cow tipping is hella fun.
why isn't it meese? and how the hell do you stumble onto these things?
You didn't know I was planning to overthrow Norway with cows. Lord that was uncovered months ago. ;P Cows and meese are notorious parts of my criminal empire.
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