February 13, 2004

  • [new photo. and a fucking great story that's unfolding before my eyes.]

    Tej, starboard and Beelzebub 0wn the captions:

    Minutes later, Gordie died a screaming, horrible death when he attempted to attach the 11 spoon. Tragically, it was a fork and he was persistent.
    Posted 2/13/2004 at 5:57 AM by Tej

    In his brilliant, if not slightly misguided attempt to one-up his best friend's play for the new girl in class, Elliot sat in front of the mirror. Pleased with his effort, he whispered,
    "Yeah, fuck you Winston. Alice is mine."
    He fastened his diaper and headed out the door.
    Posted 2/13/2004 at 9:59 AM by starboard

    The famous clothing company had to recall yet another shirt...
    ABERCROMBIE ALL-STAR SPOON HANGERS
    "Well-hung in more than one way"
    Posted 2/13/2004 at 11:34 AM by Beelzebub