February 12, 2004

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  • Minutes later, Gordie died a screaming, horrible death when he attempted to attach the 11 spoon. Tragically, it was a fork and he was persistent.

  • Tej ruined all the fun by being so damn funny.

  • Photo from Dave Perry's workers compensation claim file.  Dave's face became permanently magnetized in accident that occurred while working with the scrap metal sorter at the Dodge Salvage Yard.

  • Hey, bebe...how about if we do some spoonin' tonight?

  • eFairy stole my idea.

    And it's already Friday in Florida??? Wow, that state really *is* awesome.

  • £Marks costume didn't go down well at the halloween party for Weight Watchers..."

  • Can't compete with the genius of Tej.

  • Pete's concept of Heroin Chic was a bit flawed.

  • Oh yes, Antarctica. Silly me.

  • Magnetic Boy sighs in relief as he opens the silverware drawer.. all the knives and forks were in the dishwasher.

  • Spooning : Its a new kind of Fetish

    Josh, one of the vanguards of the New Kink, says "I was looking for something kinky, but which wouldn't require me to wear protection, apple pie did nothing for me so I turned to the cutlery drawer . ."

  • He missed a spot.

  • In addition to the classic "superglue/tablespoon" gag, culinary school hazing also includes the old fashioned "Dipping a sleeping guy's fingers in warm soup".

  • MAGNETO WHEN HE WAS YOUNG.

  • that metal needs to relocate to his teeth because they are awful...

  • Proof positive that using spoons to expidite the passage of infants through the birthing canal, can have horrific long term effects.

  • "M-O-M!!!!  Rich super-glued spoons all over my face....AGAIN!"

    Ok, I typed that before I read everyone else's comments because I wanted to come up with my own caption.  Then I read everyone else's and much to my horror, found that Solomon Grundie had the some thought process.  Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! 

  • and...

    another government funded utensil experiment gone terribly awry.

  • Fang's thought processes are always a source of horror!  ;)

  • In his brilliant, if not slightly misguided attempt to one-up his best friend's play for the new girl in class, Elliot sat in front of the mirror. Pleased with his effort, he whispered,

    "Yeah, fuck you Winston. Alice is mine."

    He fastened his diaper and headed out the door.

  • Holga holga holga! Yay!

    I have to wait until Monday to get my first roll back from the lab

    I loaded it with 35mm last night and have taken a bunch of pictures already.

    BTW... All of I've done is tape the counter window. I also put 6 strips of electric tape on the edges of the chamber (3 stacked on each side). That really seems to have helped the tension on the film take up (although, I still put folded film carton flaps under the reels).

  • "Holy Shit!  I opened the silver ware drawer and vavoom!  The spoons attacked me!  Damn metal plate."

  • i am no good with captions. im not funny. but! it reminds me of my freshman year in high school when i stole over one hundred of my cafeteria's forks..in addition to nearly twenty spoons, some plates, bowls, and saucers. so cool... my friends and i would eat off of them when we would get together and bash high school.

  • c'mon everyone's doing it!

  • The famous clothing company had to recall yet another shirt...

    ABERCROMBIE ALL-STAR SPOON HANGERS
    "Well-hung in more than one way"

  • Beelzebub's was FUNNY!

    Darn, I knew I shouldn't have taken so many 'Animal Magnetism' pills to attract Laura. Obviously animals aren't the only things I attract

  • Rich: I just tried to email you through xanga but it no worky. email me.

  • "Guess what, Mom . . . those nice folks over at A&F said I could do some modeling for them if only I had a more magnetic personality. So, do you think they'll take me now??"

  • "Eeek! Get them off, get them off!"

    Ok. That was lame. Blech. Best I can come up with after working all day and not eating.

  • the geekiest boy in school test-drives a new way to pick up chicks.

  • Proof that the media can make anything seem cool.

  • WHOA!!!!!wuah the freak! lOlz soo many spoonz on his face!!!!!

  • the guy stuck spoons to his face.  and then the universe imploded. the end.

  • LOOK! I really am POWDER!!!

    [Jill]

  • if you can't find anyone to spoon with this valentine's day you should consider spooning yourself.

    or

    travelling overseas this weekend ricky decided to test out the airport metal detectors on a dare.

  • nice xanga

    check mine out

    -jen

  • some people will do anything for attention.
    sadly, this kid is not one of those people:
    in a tragic twist of fate he was born with ten silver spoons on his face. . .

  • lmao, ok im feelin that (randomly epropin)
    hit me back aight
    ~*<>-1-<>*~ mizz kay ~*<>-1-<>*~

  • "After running five laps around the block, Johnny while dripping with sweat attached the family silver to his face. Later that evening he sat and watched with a silent smile as his entire family gobbled down their soup with the tableware he set. this keepsake photo would only incriminate him later, when the picture was found folded and dated in his favorite pair of umbryos by mom on laundry day."

  • hehe im not funny, but i love these comments

  • You should send that picture to A&F... I mean.. REALLY...

  • OR...

    "when i'm not spooning someone else, i spoon...MYSELF!"

  • "There is no spoon."

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