What, dirtier than the "I swallowed so there can't be a wet spot" comment? I don't think I can top that one, not tonight...maybe tomorrow I'll be more *ahem* inspired.
Yo bitch... iron THIS!
Will there be a visual pictorial of said beating? If there IS, well then I will profess that I am pure as the driven snow...and therefore incapable of leaving a dirty comment.
Cuz, you know...I like it when you rock with yer cock out.
I want to nuzzle Mud's pits.
cuTe payGe... sOrrie i dOn'T wanna taLk DirTy! TaKe CaRes & gOd Bless!
_oO Maria Oo_
ReDeFiNeD ChiCs 808
Beating the monkey? Are you really threatening to beat your monkey if we didn't leave sexual innuendos? How bout I'll touch Kat's monkey if you won't threaten to beat yours...
I like to lick the fresh sweat off the necks of beautiful panting dancers. But I don't think of that as dirty, just rather sexy.
As the French say, everyone likes to get their butt sucked.
CHEATING! OK, how about this? I actually overheard it last week:
"WHEW! That smells worse than old twat!"
Like, beat the monkey?
Or
"Spank the monkey?"
PsYcHe
If I still had my stuffed monkey in my car then we wouldn't need to bring a towel when my girlfriend and I go "driving"
sorry, can't leave a dirty comment; i'm having an awfully hard time typing one-handed . . . oh . . . oh . . . ohhhh. :sigh: well, both hands are free now, but do i still need to comment??
Oh my..can I come up with a dirty comment? "Come feast but don't mind my yeast infested cum bubbles" Is that what you are looking for?
Hilarious. Of course, I can't think of a dirty thang to say now, since I have stage fright. I am curious, though, exactly how close are you, with that monkey, dude? Oh and dude, your comment drove me into a mild case of hysteria. Are you sending me a virus ? A poem ? Dirty pictures ? What ?!
Akkk... I have Graeme telling me NOT to leave smutty comments... and you telling me TO leave smutty commets. Sheesh! Whatever is a girl to do?!?!
Rrrrrich !
Received. It could only get better if the car was a Rover75, but this is perfect still.
that monkey has fucked up eyes...they're pointing different directions...he's obviously taken a few beatings in the past
Spank the monkey for me.
Or something?
have a good weekend.
luv julia
How 'bout dirty and really gross?
".....he slid her panties to the side and nuzzled her with his nose. Pushing softly against her skin with his tongue, he waited for the rise and fall of her breath. She made the smallest of noises as he spread her lips wide. She was gummy.....as gummy as a grilled cheese sammich that you pull apart because you like to see strands of odd smelling cheese."
Now....back away from the monkey.
I just fell off my balance ball after reading starboard's comment . . . ow, that hurt. My face is contorted in the "I just drank foul milk" look. Holy shit that was gross.
Well, when you put me on the spot, it's hard for me to come up with something dirty so I'll share something from the past:
It's hard to come up with something sexy after starboard's comment. :p
that poor poor monkey...
the girl grabbed the desperate man's hand, pushing it down her trousers until his fingers met with her soft wet ...
I can't bring myself to say it ... I'm a good girl ...
Beelzebub's entry has me laughing too hard. I can talk like a pirate, if that helps?
Eh, I think you've heard enough dirty comments from me to last a lifetime.
oh please, please beat the monkey and please, please let me watch.
Will's comment made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
dear starboard: nuzzle all you want; you won't find cheese here. The scent of cinnamon buns, maybe...and...what was it he said this evening? Ah yes...British plasticine.
british plasticine? wtf?!?
smegma.
Less is more... so... cunt.
i just licked the bottom of my shoe...
how about that?
wow you got quite an assortment already... from gross to sexy...
I'm going to go do dirty things to my own monkey later, and I'm a one-monkey kinda girl...
yo eprop me back
or we could just leave links to free porn, right?
i smell.....
I'm beating my monkey as we speak.
just peeping though the hole in the wall...
i am unable to write such things b/c m*** beat it out of me!!!!!!!!!!
no!! dun beat the monkey! or or or...i'll report you to the SPCA! haha how's that dirty is that for you?
I'll never be able to go down on a grilled cheese sammich the same way again...
The innocence is just lost to me now...
this is all a trick isn't it? leaving dirty comments will only encourage you to spank even harder!
besides. I can't do this. I'm a good girl. I really am. and besides. you're not dodgy. You wouldn't be interested.
oooooo boy. oooooo boy. damn he's hot!
no that ain't dirty.
i'll think it. pretty much the same.
Is that a promise?
Dirty.
Jeez, it's not THAT hard to think dirty.
Just imagine a one-eyed-moisture-missle aiming to explode in some warm wet target.
The monkey looks like he needs to be beaten.
Look at how many people responded, buncha sickos
Will's comment made me puke, and then I ate it. It smelled like tuna and looked like stringy cheese.
Boy: mmmmmm you are good
Girl: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
That's messed up. I feel dirty now.
i fling poo...oh, oops.
are you really in antarctica? i didn't think people actually lived there. i saw on s_sunshine's site that it's hard for you to find models to work with..........i'm a model too.
Everytime you post that picture.. God kills a monkey.. Think of the monkeys!
I think starboard takes the cake. Nobody can top that one.
I think I own a monkey just like that...
P.S. Who is we? Are you recieving help with said beating???Like a group masterbation?
the word hush, when whispered in my ear by a warm, moist mouth, makes me need him to be dirty
A spoon and an orange and surprisingly I'm fucked by both.
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What, dirtier than the "I swallowed so there can't be a wet spot" comment? I don't think I can top that one, not tonight...maybe tomorrow I'll be more *ahem* inspired.
Yo bitch... iron THIS!
Will there be a visual pictorial of said beating? If there IS, well then I will profess that I am pure as the driven snow...and therefore incapable of leaving a dirty comment.
Cuz, you know...I like it when you rock with yer cock out.
I want to nuzzle Mud's pits.
cuTe payGe... sOrrie i dOn'T wanna taLk DirTy! TaKe CaRes & gOd Bless!
_oO Maria Oo_
ReDeFiNeD ChiCs 808
Beating the monkey? Are you really threatening to beat your monkey if we didn't leave sexual innuendos? How bout I'll touch Kat's monkey if you won't threaten to beat yours...
I like to lick the fresh sweat off the necks of beautiful panting dancers. But I don't think of that as dirty, just rather sexy.
As the French say, everyone likes to get their butt sucked.
CHEATING! OK, how about this? I actually overheard it last week:
"WHEW! That smells worse than old twat!"
Like, beat the monkey?
Or
"Spank the monkey?"
PsYcHe
If I still had my stuffed monkey in my car then we wouldn't need to bring a towel when my girlfriend and I go "driving"
sorry, can't leave a dirty comment; i'm having an awfully hard time typing one-handed . . . oh . . . oh . . . ohhhh. :sigh: well, both hands are free now, but do i still need to comment??
Oh my..can I come up with a dirty comment? "Come feast but don't mind my yeast infested cum bubbles" Is that what you are looking for?
Hilarious. Of course, I can't think of a dirty thang to say now, since I have stage fright. I am curious, though, exactly how close are you, with that monkey, dude? Oh and dude, your comment drove me into a mild case of hysteria. Are you sending me a virus ? A poem ? Dirty pictures ? What ?!
Akkk... I have Graeme telling me NOT to leave smutty comments... and you telling me TO leave smutty commets. Sheesh! Whatever is a girl to do?!?!
Rrrrrich !
Received. It could only get better if the car was a Rover75, but this is perfect still.
that monkey has fucked up eyes...they're pointing different directions...he's obviously taken a few beatings in the past
Spank the monkey for me.
Or something?
have a good weekend.
luv julia
How 'bout dirty and really gross?
".....he slid her panties to the side and nuzzled her with his nose. Pushing softly against her skin with his tongue, he waited for the rise and fall of her breath. She made the smallest of noises as he spread her lips wide. She was gummy.....as gummy as a grilled cheese sammich that you pull apart because you like to see strands of odd smelling cheese."
Now....back away from the monkey.
I just fell off my balance ball after reading starboard's comment . . . ow, that hurt. My face is contorted in the "I just drank foul milk" look. Holy shit that was gross.
Well, when you put me on the spot, it's hard for me to come up with something dirty so I'll share something from the past:
http://www.xanga.com/item.aspx?user=Beelzebub&tab=weblogs&uid=17091189
It's hard to come up with something sexy after starboard's comment. :p
that poor poor monkey...
the girl grabbed the desperate man's hand, pushing it down her trousers until his fingers met with her soft wet ...
I can't bring myself to say it ... I'm a good girl ...
Beelzebub's entry has me laughing too hard. I can talk like a pirate, if that helps?
Eh, I think you've heard enough dirty comments from me to last a lifetime.
oh please, please beat the monkey and please, please let me watch.
Will's comment made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
dear starboard: nuzzle all you want; you won't find cheese here. The scent of cinnamon buns, maybe...and...what was it he said this evening? Ah yes...British plasticine.
british plasticine? wtf?!?
smegma.
Less is more... so... cunt.
i just licked the bottom of my shoe...
how about that?
wow you got quite an assortment already... from gross to sexy...
I'm going to go do dirty things to my own monkey later, and I'm a one-monkey kinda girl...
yo
eprop me back
or we could just leave links to free porn, right?
i smell.....
I'm beating my monkey as we speak.
just peeping though the hole in the wall...
i am unable to write such things b/c m*** beat it out of me!!!!!!!!!!
no!! dun beat the monkey!
or or or...i'll report you to the SPCA! haha how's that dirty is that for you?
I'll never be able to go down on a grilled cheese sammich the same way again...
The innocence is just lost to me now...
this is all a trick isn't it? leaving dirty comments will only encourage you to spank even harder!
besides. I can't do this. I'm a good girl. I really am. and besides. you're not dodgy. You wouldn't be interested.
oooooo boy. oooooo boy. damn he's hot!
no that ain't dirty.
i'll think it. pretty much the same.
Is that a promise?
Dirty.
Jeez, it's not THAT hard to think dirty.
Just imagine a one-eyed-moisture-missle aiming to explode in some warm wet target.
The monkey looks like he needs to be beaten.
Look at how many people responded, buncha sickos
Will's comment made me puke, and then I ate it. It smelled like tuna and looked like stringy cheese.
Boy: mmmmmm you are good
Girl: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
That's messed up. I feel dirty now.
i fling poo...oh, oops.
are you really in antarctica? i didn't think people actually lived there. i saw on s_sunshine's site that it's hard for you to find models to work with..........i'm a model too.
Everytime you post that picture.. God kills a monkey.. Think of the monkeys!
I think starboard takes the cake. Nobody can top that one.
I think I own a monkey just like that...
P.S. Who is we? Are you recieving help with said beating???Like a group masterbation?
the word hush, when whispered in my ear by a warm, moist mouth, makes me need him to be dirty
A spoon and an orange and surprisingly I'm fucked by both.
^V^
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