January 18, 2004
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So, in something I've been keeping secret (for fear of jinxing the whole thing), it's seems I've been found and contracted to do a set of advertisement designs for this site, hummer.com, to do a series of ads for the new H2 SUT. As of Friday afternoon, the contract was official. I'm REALLY excited about this, because A) it's an amazing amount of money and B) it's not so much a foot in the door as it is jamming my whole leg down the industry's throat.
With some hard fought permission, I'll be using my Xanga readers as a small test audience. Please give an honest opinion.* Did you know the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
Comments (69)
*snort*
Rich, you rock so very, very much.
um. heh.
hahaha! I like it.
Don't do this to me. I'm way too gullible.
lol, i like it
I was all "Rich is a Tool!" Rich is a corporate shill! "Rich is a Ho!"
Of course then I laughed until I nearly pissed myself. A friend and I had an acronym for cars like that: FEWP cars.
Feeble extension of withered penis.
"What a gull-a-bull" - yeah, that's me.
You're way too funny, dude. I don't know what being too funny means but you really are.
::snicker::, that's a good one.
"door to door" - it sounded better when i was all wrapped up in a boston train station book stand atmosphere. it really did.
fantabulous!
Ohmigod... that is too cool for school.
*bows down*
You never cease to amaze me...see I told you you should sign the print I purchased from you!!!! lol...really ..amazing work and congratulations, you deserve this more than anyone I know.
-Jeanine
Hmm...just got an interesting IM message supplying me with additional info about this...lol...
Rich is so damn sexy!
hahaha, thats great.
-meinard
You have my undying admiration if I ever see that in a commercial.
Congrates on the big break!
I don't like those highway behemoths either, would be glad to see that ad run!
Funny fucker.
That's great... you make it look all dominating like the old hummers used to instead of the sissyfied thing the H2 is. You did great. And way to stick your leg in there eh?
I like it, it would preclude me ever buying the car, but because I never would anyway, I like it
hehehe
And Congratulations
*smirks*
har!
LOL! That was great!
- MTL
Ha, that was awesome. You almost had me there, 'till I saw the ad itself. Very nice
omfg y0!!!11 u r madd funnie. propzzzzzzz
Fuck. Wanted to be mean, but that's good. You're still ugly and stupid, but at least now you'll have money.
lol
CONGRATS!!!! That is an awesome ad.
Ha ha.
beautiful photo, hilarious tagline.
melikes.
you are a sadistic bastard, rich . . . oh, wait, that's my gullibility talking; so i'll give you a free upgrade to a funny sadistic bastard. how's that?
LOL...
SOOOOOOO true...SOOOOO so so so true!
ho ho ho...i love it!
"whuut? gullible isnt in the dictionary...?"
You didn't fool me! However I'm surprised.. you didn't play off the Hummer name... ;o)
love the shot, hate the copy (guessing you probably didn't write it... and that hummer has done their homework)...been in the biz 17 yrs...surprised they make you sign a confidentiality agreement??? ~tc
see how jaded I am? I actually fucking believed you?! ha ha!
~tc
hahaha, hey, rich? turn around.
I'm standing right behind you.
oh and gullible's written on the ceiling.
Did you know I worship at your altar?
If gullible isn't in the dictionary, then why the heck did I do that big photo shoot for Merriam-Webster???
Dammit they TOLD me my picture would be RIGHT THERE next to that word!!!
lol cute... yeah randomness finding so random propz
LOL!
hahaha that was amazing.
Lol.
I am gullible. YOu got me.
luv julia
ha ha ha...speechless.
ho ho, that's good! hope it sells (your idea, not the car).
ha!
Oh god. I AM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!
lmao yer sucha shithead... I fell for that last one too. : hangs head in shame : : twirls blonde hair :
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Too funny.
Your ad might be taken down a notch--i don't know if your supervisors would take to the reference of "small ego". anyway, how do you get a job in advertising? my college doesn't have advertising major, so i don't know what courses to take or what to do to lead me to that job. Please help!
So like...if I buy two of them...that's like, double compensation, yeah???
haha i loved it .. hey dude how do u do the thumbs up sign? i duno well yea : thumbs up : n e wayz i'll see u again i guess
Very cool pic! Congrats on your new gig, it's a great way to start the year and hopefully the first of many, many, many, many more!!!
*hugs*
EC
I just read the gullible thing and all I have to say is
ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee ho ho ho ho ho....
dunno you but random props
I'm gullible. It's true.
I just kept wondering why you were so detailed about the whole process. You usually leave statements to stand alone, and don't waste time explaining yourself.
But you still got me.
I love the ad. The angle of the picture is spectacular. Lucky you.
what? you mean gullible isn't in the dictionary??!!!?? hahahahahhaha....
haha, nice dawg
hehe...oh man would that be a funny ad
My son pulled that on me once, and I fell for it.
For thirty seconds, I looked like a real dumbass.
Feith
its racey, but it stays in your head. thats what good advertisements do
i was a little surprised, yet impressed at the same time.
hey man, I really think it's cool that you do advertisments cuz that's what I'm into. Did you recently see the recent episode of "The Apprentice"....the men and women had to design a Jet ad using various mediums (video, print media etc.) and the women won (they used sexual depicted print ads making various parts of the Jet look like a penis). creative shit.
Congrats on the contract.
By the way, I like the Hummer ad you created.The target audience is obvious. NOt only will the big ass picture of the Hummer from a front view will catch someone's attention but the caption (haha) makes sense.....you could change it a lil bit for those that already have big penises......change the phrase to something like.......i cant think of anything at the moment..but w/e. cool work.
peace.
oh wait, haha you got me there.
Haha, well I never said I wasn't gullible.
*ROFLMAO*
You're awesome. I wish I could see that in print in a men's mag!! EXCELLENT!
CK
Bahaha. Have you ever watched someone trying to park one of those things? Ridiculous beasts. It's hilarious.
THATS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!! You go boy!!! I can't wait to see your ads!!!
[Jill]
Well, you know, I've heard they can work wonders with penile implants these days...
LOL! Awesome!
That would either work really really well, or else make all Hum-V owners fear that people will think they have a small penis. But I'm sure they're already compensating, so wtf.
Did you know that I don't read the dictionary?
omg I'm so gullible!!! Okay I feel like a fool lol
you got me
Bwahaha......*snort*
Good one.
- Sherri
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