If you only knew how much I wanted to kiss you. Just kiss you. Pull you outside, away from the people, push our bodies together. Breasts to chest and my lips to yours, kissing the sugar-sticky peppermint flavor off of them. Tasting it in your mouth and on your breath. A 7 p.m. daydream.

[Richard Cheese & Lounge Against The Machine | Enter Sandman]

Cheryl TAKES THE DARE!

Here's your choices, puddin' pop:

1. Ho ho...HIIIYA!
Make or obtain a Santa suit, complete with beard and utilize the free introduction class for karate or tae bo. In the suit. Tell them Santa wants to kick the bad kids asses this year, never mind the coal.
Optional for bonus points: wear sleigh bells.

2. Everyone's doing it...
Arm yourself with a beach ball, pillow or similar. Stick said object into your shirt and be pregnant for a day.
Optional for bonus points: pull object from under your shirt and attempt to breast feed it in public (do not whip your tit out. Do it over the clothing).

3.SWF
Be me for a day. This entails: baggy cargo pants, t shirt, spiky hair and carrying your camera everywhere you go and taking pictures of weird shit.
Optional for bonus points: add scruff to your face.

WHICH WILL YOU CHOOOOOOOOSE???

Ok, Cheryl...
TRUTH OR DARE!?