Truth or Dare?
Cheryl, here's your dares!
Since you were kind enough to give me 3 choices, here are your choices...
1. Wear you clothes inside out and backwards until 3 people comment or ask about it. When they ask or comment, you can only reply using the following:
"Inside-out is wiggida wiggida wack."
"Kris Kross will make you jump"
"'The D-A-double-D-Y M-A-C."
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and ask if they are Cristopher Walken. When they say no, act excited and try to get them to autograph something with "Cristopher Walken".
3. Stuff as much toilet paper as you can manage into your bra for a few hours. One side only.
After Cheryl completes her dare, each of us will pass our turns along to two other people who will have to play. After they complete their turns, they will choose two more players, so on and so forth. Any takers?
Month: July 2003
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This shit is ONNNNNNNNNNNN
Cheryl challenges me to Truth or Dare.
I choose DARE # 2!
The deed will be done tomorrow, with pics courtesy of FightLikeAGirl.
Pics to be posted either tomorrow or Weds, depending on when I can get them developed.
She my baby's momma
K-Lo wins:
"dude, I am having your baby. Go find that someone you haven't seen in a year and tell him you made a grave mistake.
Posted 7/28/2003 at 10:19 AM by red_dirt_girl" -
Jack? No. Frank? No. Lewis Black (And I'm Having A Baby...?)
Lewis Black - he brought the house down. Anything I try to quote or paraphrase would just...suck.
While I was there, I ran into someone I haven't seen in almost a year and joined him and some friends at their table right next to the stage.
During our catching-up talk, he asked me if it was true I was having a kid.
I answered in the negative by promptly shooting cola out of my face in a rough impersonation of that weird Sid & Marty Croft/heavy drug use-inspired water toy that I can't remember the name of for the life of me. The one you hook to your garden hose and it has the tubes coming out of it's head...
Enough with me waving my tangenitals around.
I confirmed the fact that, no, I wasn't having a child and enjoyed the rest of the night.
However, I would like to have a kid. Sort of. Not a real one. Not yet anyways.
But I need a surrogate mother.
Tell me why I should choose you as surrogate mother in 500 words or less and the winner gets to have my imaginary child. -
I'll Be LMAO, You'll Be SOL
I Just made reservations to go see Lewis Black tomorrow night! Stoked. -
5 Random Questions, Stupid Hair, A Pointless Picture and A Dumb Story.
Ok, here's the deal:
1 -- Leave a comment, saying if you want to be interviewed.
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions, and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation.
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.
From Miss Love:
1. Which of the seven deadly sins (pride, envy, lust, anger, greed, gluttony, sloth) do you indulge in the most?
I would definitely have to say Gluttony. I eat as much as I can, as often as I can. I even eat in my sleep. Yes, in my sleep. I have a documented sleep disorder called Nocturnal Eating Disorder/Syndrome. Basically, I sleep walk to the kitchen and just start eating. The most I've ever eaten in my sleep was an entire 12" coconut custard pie and 3 glasses of milk. Needless to say, I wake up sick to my stomach a lot.
2. If you could be invisible for one day, what would you do?
Why is this questions stumping me? I'd really love to say the funniest thing you've ever heard with this one. No, really. I would. But in reality, I think I'd just people watch from another perspective and play pranks. Or book a flight to Washington, D.C. and bitch-slap a certain world leader.
3. What car best reflects your personality?
A beat up jeep. Practical, no frills, and does what it needs to.
4. Describe your perfect day.
Wake up 5:00 am and feel good about it. Have an exhausting workout on the beach, with just enough cloud cover to keep me from going blind. A huge breakfast already made when I'm done; half a dozen eggs (only 1 yolk), some bacon, oatmeal, green tea, OJ. Sex. A nice long nap. An even bigger lunch; a whole Cottonwood grilled chicken salad, OJ and water. Sex. Another nap. Then off to Borders to drink coffee and buy books and cd's with impunity. Dinner at a low-key Italian restaurant with lots of red wine and conversation. Catch a really good punk/hardcore show, the more bands the better. Sex. A good nights sleep. Lather, rinse, repeat.
5. You're out to sea on a boat for a year. One by one, each plank on the boat is relpaced until not one single original piece of wood or hardware is still on the boat. When you return to shore, is it the same boat you left on?
I'll have to think about this one.
I'm saying that, yes it's the same boat you left on. I'll use this analogy to illustrate my answer; every so often, cells in your body die and are replaced. Eventually, they'll all die and be replaced, right? Do you have a different body when you've reached that point? Nope. It's the same body, the same boat. -
Some of the sad songs.
Suicide Machine - Hum
"...and i have this one figured out,
that's why the suicide machine is built for two
a simple sick device devised to overload on love
to bring us colored dreams and soundtracked waves of fun
and so i give myself away to everybody everyday
and so i give myself to you and you need it more than i do
sleep comes to no one else like we have falling through the ground
fulfilling promises of endless summer nights
i'm losing ground, you're losing sound..."
In Circles - Sunny Day Real Estate
"meet me there, in the blue
where words are not,
feeling remains. sincerity
trust in me, throw myself into your door
well i go in circles running down.
i dream to heal your wounds
but i bleed myself. well i bleed myself"
The Blue Channel - Taking Back Sunday
" You know, of the million things that you 'had to say'
you'd think 'sorry' might have found its way in there."
Strong Reaction - Pegboy
"Left all alone to bare your soul,
and the feeling in your heart is low
and I've hurt so many times this way
and I've seen us all but slip away
and I want it back right now, and..."
Parking Lot - Mineral
"I wouldn't mind if you took me in my sleep tonight
I wouldn't even put up a fight
I wouldn't care if you took it all away today
I'm sure I wouldn't even miss the pain..."
When We Two Parted - Afghan Whigs
"i should've seen this shit coming down the hall.
every night that i spent in that bed with you facing the wall.
if i could've only once heard you scream,
to feel you were alive, instead of watching you abandon me..."
Get Me Naked 2: Electric Boogaloo - Minus The Bear
"You said, "My life's just like a bad movie."
And I said, "It's true of all of us."
You said, you said, "I've got to wake up so fuckin' early."
I said, "Maybe the directors turn on us."
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