June 9, 2003
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the weekend review
friday: 9 out of 10
a good, solid start to the weekend. a payday, which boosted the initial review up to a 5. in the evening, a good workout added 2 points to the overall score. after the workout i went to target to find new workout sneakers, and there were none that i liked, so 0 points for that. afterwards, i hit applebee's in search of food and ran into an old coworker who informed me that one of my ex-girlfriends is now an internet porn star. this tidbit of information along with a fine oriental chicken salad brought it to a 9 out of 10.
saturday: 7 out of 10
early morning workout at the beach, a trip to the health food store for a fresh supply of ginseng and supergram III, a big breakfast and an early morning nap rounded out the morning and brought it to a 4. later in the evening, a second workout ensued and went swimmingly. i scored another oriental chicken salad and talked to her until i went to sleep.
sunday: 7 out of 10
another early morning workout at the beach including a decent session of tai chi. no hot women in bikinis to secretly look at while i'm supposed to be focusing on tai chi, so the morning only rated a 5. i spent the afternoon cleaning my destroyed bedroom, which brought sundays score to an 8. i had to go to bed at 9 and wake up at 4.40 am, which subtracts a point.
overall score: 7.6 out of a possible 10.
"i don't care how busy your personal life is, you need to post more." she said to me this morning.
Comments (21)
She's right. After all, not all of us are her. Your workout docublogs wear me out. I'm gonna go eat a cookie with glass of milk. Then I might take a nap. I may just have to spend the rest of the day in bed thanks to reading about your weekend.
Wait ... you didn't touch yourself at least once this weekend? I find that VERY hard to believe.
7.6, hm? That's pretty solid.
sounds like a pretty decent couple of days to me. Hell, throw in a beach on my weekend and i'd have to jump it up to an 11. Two workouts a day? sheesh, make me look like a fatass
working out always adds points to a day, sweat the worries away
xoxo
working out always adds points to a day, sweat the worries away
xoxo
internet porn star, hmmm. what's the hourly rate on a job like that?
What reviewers are saying about saturnalia:
"Subtle...provocative...the feel good hit of the summer!"
"Meatballs! Monkeys! SALAD! It's all I've ever wanted in a blog."
"More porn than a frat house raid on Saturday night!"
As always, a rollicking good time. And I think this post proves that food can make or break your weekend.
You need to be a bit more like the Big Lebowski and a little less like Arnold on the workout thing.
I swear, if you had spent Saturday on your ass drinking White Russians, scratching yourself, searching for the ex online (I know you searched for her online c'mon admit it Rich) and rounding it off with a great bowling tourney....
you may have had a 10 out of 10 day rather than a 7 out of 10 day.
like, can i have the url of your ex-girlfriend now internet pornstar ex-girlfriend, please?
Did you find her site yet? That's hilarious. What the fuck did you do to her? richsnextvictim.com
hehehe.mine was good too. nice things in my inbox.
respectable weekend, with room for improvement. hope lives in normalcy as well as crapalcy, i guess.
I love the way you posted this. Awesome.
I give it 9.5/10!
Yeah, for us new subbers at least....post more!
I agree with Sonora's question - wtf did you do to her???? lol
General all-purpose comment - please laugh or take a moment for quiet introspection for the appropriate interval. Thank you.
i dont know anyone who rates their days except you, which is a good thing. i think
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You have the best looking page I've seen in Xangaland. Great content, too.
Try the oriental chicken salad rollup. I don't know if that's what it's officially called, but it's a new item and oh, god it's good. I thought the salad was heaven, but shove it into a warm flour tortilla and it only gets better. ::sigh::
TravisWellstone thinks it's a good thing that no one else rates their days, as if it's a stroke of creative genius. Personally, I think most of us realize that it's boring as hell to write, much less read.
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