a compendium of scars and missing flesh
1. split scalp on radiator from playing 'batman'
2. split scalp on air conditioning unit while playing hide and seek
3. chunk of eyebrow missing from car accident in high school
4. small chunk missing from fist fight
5. another small chunk missing from a dog bite
6. cat scratches
7. white crescent shaped scar on my lip, i don't know from what
8. skateboard flipped up and hit me in the chin
9. scar on my sternum, i have no idea what from, but it's almost gone
10. got run over with a bicycle
11. matching scars on the insides of my forearms from sliding down a half pipe
12. (on back) also from sliding down a half pipe
13. yes i have one here. nope, don't know what from. wanna see it?
14. another skateboarding scar
15. from the same car accident as #3
16. numerous scars from skateboarding
17. scars on the knuckles of all of my toes, from a bigwheel adventure gone horribly wrong.
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in other news, i have been busy as hell! my workday has gone up to 9 hours, followed immediately by a 90 minute workout. i leave at 6.40am and get home at 7.00-ish pm.
at least i'm not bored.
but i've been a bad bad bad bad xanga blogger and haven't been leaving comments. be gentle.
Comments (37)
So let me get this straight...you have an inexplicable nut scar, but no recollection of how said injury occured? That makes me feel slightly better about the random bruises I incur from being a clumsy nerd.
Scars are cool though, and do much for upping your sex appeal in that lived a lot /man of mystery way. Ask any girl, it's true.
Rambling. Aw yeah.
i think number 13 is just a circumcision scar. most boys don't remember that. of course, if you weren't circumsized, then i'd gently ask blair to wear a mouthguard next time.
always a treat.
wow that's a lot!!! you must not have been too young when you had the big wheel accident, other wise you would have forgotten, so then the accident was probably because you were too big for the damned thing! hehehe....
probably none of those scars detract from your gorgeousness anyways...
you forgot your heart. i'm sure there's a scar or two there, ya?
i'm impressed you have sources for that many. i always get mysterious scars.
This reminds me of the one of the best scenes in Jaws. "I got that beat."
man, im having a field day reading the comments(males vs females) for my paper. with this person being the obious exception.
Ranche is right; #13 is a circumision scar. I just closely examined Daves thingy and he has one too! I'm impressed that you know where all of the scars have come from because I sure as hell don't!
Sorry, I just realised I spelled Rache wrong....Must have something to do with not finishing the 4th grade and going to work at the Kathie Lee textile factory!
Dude, if you quit talking about "chunks" missing from your body, I'll quit talking about blowing them.
blowing chunks, as in vomit... you perv.
*cracking the whip* Be gentle???
Just joking. You're not a bad blogger, just doing more important stuff, right? That's okay.
hehe. suuuuure, rich, egt us all lusty thinking about your body....i see your nefarious plan for what it is!
easy to talk about the scars that you can see....
hey, i have a nut scar, too! it's called a LOBOTOMY.
This is hilarious! One question, what's up with those patriotic Mao pictures? -- Liz
Gloriana Regina, folks. She's here all week! Tip your waitress and be sure to try the shrimp.
i'm sure your people will forgive you....
I think you lie... one person can't have that many scars and actually know where they all came from...
I see how you ever so gracefully left out the scar from when I tore your arm off cause you wouldn't GYFAFMB!!!!!
I was wondering where you've been. I thought maybe I smelled funny or something. *sniff sniff*
Hmmm...all my scars from the past 10 years seem to be either skiing, drunk bicycling or police related...
13-uh huh! J/k
Sounds like a helluva long day! Sounds like your atleast doing good though!!
scars are sexy. i remember how i got all mine.
I had scars everywhere when I was a kid, I was pretty clumsy, I thought everyone would hate me, until of course I took ballet, then dropped it, then got clumsy again and now I've only got the ones I did on myself when I was fifteen (I think everyone goes through that nutty phase). Anyway, you make me nervous sometimes, Saturnalia : It's not a bad thing. Haha.
i agree with raynilia...i think i'm going to have to see some proof
scars are sexy.
i suprised anyone can remember that many of their scars... You're a buff guy aren't ya?
thats ...great. i have no great scars worth mentioning. cept maybe the ones from when i got the chicken pox in kindergarten...
blah. i love your profile picture.
c'mon then! Lets see number 13!
Now one would think...if the old axiom is correct that the size of a man's feet correlates to the size of his...well, let's just say that the package looks a mite smallish comparitively speaking...but that could have something to do with good ol' mar # 13...
scars can be sexy, and they're always a great story
I've got a mate who has a scar on his forehead from chasing a potato. Your explanations at least, are credible!
i have quite a few of those injuries myself... hehehe!
hey! nice xanga! =]
You are such a boy...
I know where most of my big scars came from, but most people don't believe me when I tell them.
Acquiring which scar hurt the most?
Be gentle? *whip crack*
PS: were you featured recently in the Asian Voices Lit Mag?
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