May 11, 2003

  • from the hip

    since i've been home, i've been looking at way too much porn.
    i fear my head will explode from the testosterone i've been saving for a rainy day.
    bandages by hot hot heat has been playing incessantly since friday night, both on my computer and in my head.
    i haven't talked to her as much as i've wanted to since i've been back.
    i locked my keys in my car this morning. thanks to some little kid with an arm skinny enough to reach in the slightly opened window, i was able to get the door open. i gave him $5. when i did, he looked at me like i had a chinchilla growing out of my face.
    i see the same people on the beach in the mornings and i wonder if they recognize me and have their own private name for me, as i do for them.
    yoga man and wife
    an old married couple who do yoga in the mornings.
    hernia
    she jogs every morning and has big boobs.
    karate trashman
    he's one of the park maintence crew and i've seen him karate kicking things for no reason i can fathom.
    chunk
    he looks just like chunk from the goonies.
    the gaggle
    a group of lifeguards who run and swim in the mornings.
    i wonder what their name is for me...
    chinchilla face?

Comments (35)

  • you aren't a chinchilla face. so

    and i know what you mean, about how you form these little shades of a reali life for people you see in passing. the beach is especially good for that one, early, before everything is awake.

    fuck, i'm babbling...

  • you know what your made-up name is in my hood?

    spanky! that's right, rabbit.

    mmm, porn. it's like butter.

  • whyare you masturbating all the time?

  • You so lied to me ~ you said you weren't watching it, just talking about it   Perv!!!

  • i would be worried if you weren't watching that much porn...

  • Heheh, on my street, there is beetroot, Rapunzel, and the Bearded Lady.

  • Beaver face maybe?!?!

  • I love porn. What worries me is that the last comment I left on somebody's page was about porn. Life without porn isn't really worth living. So I say look at porn all day. Just clean up the mess when you are done. It's wrong to leave that kind of mess behind.

    I need some sleep. That didn't make a whole lot of sense.

  • mmm, pornflakes.  the breakfast of champions. 

    i'm getting my chinchilla waxed in two weeks. 

  • There's nothing wrong with too much porn.

  • My friends and I make up names like that for people we see all the time. Like professors. We're always worried that we're gonna call them the nickname by mistake cuz that's the only way we talk about them when they're not around! O_O

  • You can tell you have been watching too much porn when you start designating porn names to innocent by-standers in the street.

    If gaggler isn't a porn name I don't know what is!

  • Porn is goooooood. THe real thing is better. But porn is a reasonable facsimile. Especially if ya have a cam to go with it!!

  • You know, statistically, males get hernias far more than females. And big-boob-ed (is that a word? of coure not) girls should be banned from running. I don't wanna see no bouncing tits. And it must hurt them o run with them bouncing around so. Poor dear. lol.

    And porn? Porn, well thats another story. Who needs porn when you've got a really pretty girl to think about? Meaning "her". And no, I'm not gay, just honest. Get some imagination!!! *shakes fists*

    I don't know you, I just felt like scaring you with a random, incoherant message. Did I do a good job? Be sure to let me know. muahaha

    *poof*

    -Kimmi

  • It was a rainy day in Michigan today, you should have come here and used that reserve of testosterone. hehehe. purrrrrrrr  You're so nice, givin' that kid $5.   And goddamn you for telling me about that hot hot heat song..it's driving me insane. I missed you this weekend! Why aren't you online right now?

  • God bless porn.  And if THAT isn't a somewhat sacriligeous statement, I don't know what is. 

  • wut's chunchilla? hahah

  • oh my god...I remember Chunk from the Goonies.  That's a scary, scary thing...you sure meet some weird people.  maybe the boy looked at you so strangely because he had a sneaking suspicion you'd used that $5 bill to wipe up the mess created by all your previously-bottled-up sexual frustration....just a thought....

  • I don't have names for the people I pass by as much as I used to...I think it's because the town I work in now is so small, and everyone is so freaky-crazy looking, that it would require way too much effort.

  • you should talk to her y'know.. =) and porn will only be good if she's with you.. O_o hehehe! im such a perv.. *grin* i dont hav a made-up name.. but i'll tell you my secret identity.. ALIEN.

  • mmm...porn...

  • i was trying to think up something witty & funny, but then i remembered that my brain died.  it's a real pisser.

    i hate locking my keys in my car, i've done it twice in the past 8 months or so, once on the way home from michigan, and once while in michigan.  i'm sure there's some lesson to be learned here.  like, pull your head out of your ass you dumb bitch?

    i bet they call you sweet ass.  it seems fitting.

  • that's hilarious!  david and i have names for people and places, too.  i swear, one day we're gonna slip up and say some crap in front of someone that matters.

  • LOL! Chinchilla face...

  • before I got the remote lock thingy, I was always locking my keys in my car. a few times the window was open enough to contort myself enough to get the door open. but I've probably put at least one locksmith's kid through college.

    you need to go back to michigan before your nuts explode, dude.

  • maybe they call you chi chi boy?

  • Dammit, that Hot Hot Heat album is fucking addictive. I find myself walking around the house chanting "...you're my only girl, but you're not my owner, girl..." over and over. If I hear Bandages even once, I'll sing it in my head for a week. Empathy, my friend, empathy.

  • I have names for the people at the gym. Ugly cute guy is the guy who looks cute when I see him in the mirror, but when I turn around to look at him I realize that he is hideously ugly. Red is the guy who gets very, very red when he works out. Human Charm Bracelet is the woman who has a Tiffany heart shaped charm (the really big one) hanging from her belly button ring.

    It's the only thing that gets me through my workout.

    So, I'm sure they have a name for you, too.

  • first impressions are funny things, i often wonder what kind of impression i make. thanks for your comment my the way :)

  • well, i guess they can't all be cutsie ones - poobear

  • Some of the not-so-unfamiliar strangers I see out and about: burly woman in a fur coat forever smoking a cig in front of the Starbucks across from Tribune Tower; "Spare Change" man drumming overturned plastic buckets on the Mich Ave. bridge (sadly, I think he's been told to never return because I haven't seen him lately); blind man holding a change cup in the subway pedway; and countless young hipsters and suit-clad individuals turning a blind eye to this fair city's homeless population. This is downtown Chicago. I don't know why, the whole strangeness of us moving through our days side-by-side but barely acknowledging each other suddenly struck me as bizarre and ironic.

    I'm rambling. I like your blog, and I apologize for taking up way too much space in this feedback form ...

  • chinchilla face? haha have you had enough SLEEP lately?

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  • I need more good porn in my life.

    Maybe they call you "brimming with testosterone guy"?

  • was the kid really excited or what?

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