you ROCK. |
| Posted 4/14/2003 at 1:01 pm by saturnalia |
Telling you how fucking cool that is seems like the most trivial words to describe something, ever. But still, it's fucking cool. LOL |
| Posted 4/14/2003 at 1:01 pm by sonora |
dear god she's stalking me.
(this is on missfrizzle's site. she's funny. go look.)
received via snailmail on friday, april 11:
***THIS IS YOUR E-TICKET RECEIPT***
01 may 03 - thursday
air american xxx coach class
departure terminal- x
lv: ft lauderdale xxxa nonstop
ar: chicago/ohare xxxa journey time 3:11
arrival terminal- 3
air american xxxx coach class
departure terminal- x
lv: chicago/ohare xxxxa nonstop
ar: kalamazoo xxxp journey time :43
from: cheaptickets.com
almost on my way!
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received via united states priority mail on saturday, april 12:
logitech quickcam express
$200 money order
and one item that i'm definitely not sharing with the likes of YOU!
from: my very own special sweetheart (i'd link her, but don't think she wants much attention. other than from me of course. plus, i don't trust you people not to touch her in places that would make her, and possibly me, tingle.)
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straight from the webcam...a pic of me looking muy HOT!
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i'm all about the geek jokes:
her: my keyboard is fubar
me: mine's a qwerty
me: so, does the name 'pavlov' ring a bell?
(this has been making me laugh at least once a day for the last week. my ability to amuse myself astounds me sometimes.)
hello, |
| Posted 4/10/2003 at 3:13 pm by Machaon - delete - block user |
yeah, that's what i'm talkin 'bout
all i see is titanium white streaked across turquoise blue
as tourmaline green runs and foams against golden hue;
twisting whispers whipped a w a y from a wine-red mouth,
while minds and lips and teeth and tongues interplay,
not unlike the way, last nite, the drought
became the deluge.
(slam poetry just isn't the same without a tablespoon of angst, um...)
YOUSUCK!
"i am in a song
and you are the chorus
i play again and again
making the world
surreal"
- excerpt from email, received march 31, 3:28am
very rarely do i not have even the most rudimentary words to say something.
so i'll just let her say it - the sentiment is the same.
she speaks.
answernalia, pt II
from hot all girl thespian action:
what five xanga chicks do you most want to nail?
hmm. i'd have to say her, her, her, her and her. no wait. not her. i'll pick her instead.
what five famous people would you most like to meet?
honestly, i've never been able to answer this question; there's no one i can think of that i would like to meet.
what five cds do you most not want to imagine living without?
sunny day real estate - diary and hum - downward is heavenward are the only two albums that i absolutely can not live without. everything else is just icing on the cake.
what five questions do you wish you were asked?
1. how do you do that photoshop stuff? (i've been dying to write a photoshop "from beginning to end" entry, but i know it would bore everyone to tears.)
2. is timantec really your brother? (maybe.)
3. why does tony blair keep prank calling you? (he thinks it's funny to ask me about prince albert in a can)
4. did you really make, consume and enjoy chocolatl? (yes.)
5. are cuttlefish really the reason you wear tinfoil on your head? (yes. they steal my thoughts.)
from lavalampjones:
you didn't see this coming, did you?
i figured i'd get some weird questions, seeing as how most of the people that read me are mildly insane, but i didn't expect this many. you guys rock and i love all of you.
from kuruptxkitty:
you know i adore you, right?
i do now.
will you marry me?
yes, but the ceremony has to be in las vegas at the drive through chapel and i get to dress like elvis.
from laureh:
did you ever find my panties?
they were out on the veranda. one of the ghurkas was playing with them.
from the undisputed heavyweight champion of word play:
name your top five music albums and why
1. sunny day real estate - diary
this band is the culmination of everything i've ever wanted to hear in a rock band; complex structures and melodies, poetic and meaningful lyrics, and an unabashed emotional outpouring.
2. hum - downward is heavenward
what can i say, i'm a sucker for science fiction love songs? which is exactly what the lyrics are. this is the only band i know of that can pull off using words not even found on SAT's (parallax, for example). their sense of dynamic change is astounding, going from near whisper to torrential downpours of distortion all candy coated and kept smooth by matt talbots sincerely mellow vocals.
3. hoover - the lurid traversal of route 7
teetering on the brink of chaos most of the time, the rest of the time it's all about odd jazz influenced rhythms and timings. this is one of the bands that came from the washington dc area-fugazi influenced vein of music. throat shearing screaming and noise-laden distorted guitars capture the perfect controlled frustration i've experienced again and again.
4. bad brains - rock for light
the best punk album ever recorded.
5. beastie boys - paul's boutique
hands down, one of the most innovative hip hop albums ever recorded.
from some guy that stopped by to say hi:
who would win a celebrity boxing match between ghandi and andy dick?
tough call. really tough call. both are weak and frail, and not altogether the fighter type.
i'm going to have to go with andy dick, mostly because ghandi is dead.
if secret is really made for a woman, they why in hell would it be strong enough for a man?
i really have no idea. maybe it's some kind of hardline feminist rhetoric.
what movie is better: the breakfast club or lost boys?
the breakfast club definitely. judd nelson wasn't in the lost boys, it's the only movie with emilio estevez in it that anyone likes, and it doesn't have either of the coreys in it.
from charm me asleep:
what piece of art (in any form) has had the most impact on the way you think and live your life (and why duh?)
before i answer this, let me reiterate something here - you said art in any form.
my answer - martial arts. training has taught me the value of self discipline, as well as the value of when to not be disciplined. it's opened up levels of awareness in me that before were just nothing. it's changed the manner in which i think. most of all its shown me that i don't have to be perfect all the time, but i should never give up trying to be. it's given me a measure of self acceptance and patience, that without, i wouldn't be who i am today. it's taught me how and when to have compassion and how and when not to have it. i owe who and what i am now to my training.
from alotta_regina:
have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
yes.
what was that/were those object(s)?
my ex-girlfriend. she's a bit frigid.
from dmbfreak02:
do you like cheesecake?
i can eat an entire 14" cheesecake at one sitting. that's a yes. and yes, i know i'm a hog.
from d_e_s:
so how big IS it anyways?
about that big. and i knew that was you in the tree. get away from my window or i'm calling the cops. again.
from the guy whose name doesn't anagram into anything besides mancteti, which doesn't mean a damn thing:
paper or plastic?
yes.
what did you do to make the penguins curl up in the fetal position in the corner like that?
i didn't do anything. i came home, they were already like that and this was still on the computer, so there might be a connection. fox and sculley are looking into it.
am i too late to ask questions?
yeah...sorry man. i said by midnite.
can i be your friend?
give me your lunch money and i'll think about it.
just kidding - you already are, man.
from sealkitty:
is it too late to ask questions?
yes.
that is a question, isn't it?
affirmative at the inquiry regarding the aforementioned inquisitive statement.
if you had to choose, would you rather be loved or understood?
i've mostly given up on being understood, so i'll go with loved.
does rache make you want to be skinny and blonde like she does to me?
rache makes me want to be smarter.
do you realize how cool i think you are?
i had no idea, but thank you very much.
from fight like a squirrel:
mmmmbob!! what exactly does that mean??
it's the sound and action of fellatio happening, sometimes followed by gutteral noises.
answernalia, pt. I
from rache
does the cryptic statement have anything to do with a really long session of masturbation, involving interactive online porn, several goats, a prom dress, and ranch dressing?
close! very close! the first two are correct, however no goats, prom dresses or ranch dressings were involved. an entire tribe of ghurka were present though. as well as several watermelons and a weed whacker.
is it possible for me to stop being gross, like, ever?
i hope not.
does anybody ever really know what time it is?
flava flav from public enemy might know.
does anybody really care?
that's a definite maybe.
what's the frequency, kenneth?
approximately 500 mhz at 200 decibels. stop calling me kenneth.
these aren't the questions you were hoping for, are they?
of course they are.
how's your heart feeling today?
warm, a little spongy and moist. actually, things are looking up. way up.
will there ever be a day when i remember to wear a belt with these pants, so i don't spend the whole time checking to see if my underwear/asscrack is hanging out the back?
ass crack is the new cleavage; leave your belts at home ladies!
did you want a picture of that?
i already have one. my spycam took it when you picked up that pencil you dropped earlier.
what's your middle name?
robert, after my fathers best friend.
how many fingers am i holding up?
an entire fist.
did you know i meant "up my butt"?
why do you think i guess the entire fist?
does that excite you?
i did not have sexual relations with that wo...i mean yes.
should i cut down on the caffeine at this hour?
never! caffeine is your friend.
you know i heart you, right?
i do now
from merridian:
saturnalia, tell us about the saturn in you.
this merits an entire entry of its own. i'll answer this with my last answer post.
from william_f_in_da_hizzouse:
(tangenital [ha! i said genital] side note: spell check wanted to change "hizzouse" to "whizzes". i found this really funny.)
smooth or crunchy?
both. if i'm making a sandwich, i stick with crunchy. if i'm making a shake (peanutbutter and banana shakes...mmmmmmm) i use tha shmoove.
what would jesus do......for a klondike bar?
turn water into wine, walk on water, supply entirely too many loaves and fishes, cast out demons from a person and send them into some handily located swine, bring someone back to life and lastly be resurrected from the dead.
from the jimmy hoffa of xanga, azure_mariposa:
are you as interesting in real life as you seem on this blog?
i'd like to think i am, but i find that i consider myself nondescript. most people argue this, but i never listen anyways. i'm sorry, what did you say?
if you had to stop writing, would it kill you?
i've never really attempted to write much until the last year. i started off with two weblogs over at opendiary.com, both of which are now defunct and deleted. from there i moved to xanga and had two previous incarnations, one being fakeplasticman.
now to actually answer the question, writing is a new found interest for me, it's something i enjoy doing. if i had to stop writing, it wouldn't pain me much though. my life is a(n in)constant transition and i've accepted the fact that i'm living a pretty extended bout of ADD. along with that, let me just say that if i were to stop writing one day, i would be saddened if i were to lose contact with the people that have befriended me through xanga. did i mention that i tend to ramble aimlessly?
what's inside that room?
the deepest recesses of my psyche. beware! beware! pull da string! pull da string!1
from red_dirt_pregnant_girl:
why do you live in floriduh?
my maternal grandmother lived here, as did her sister. when i was 12 going on 13, my aunt passed away, so we moved here to take care of my elderly grandmother. this was the summer of 1989. a few years later, 1992, my grandmother passed away and my family and i decided to stay here.
blonde or brunette?
speaking from experience, brunettes and i seem to get along better. mostly. when they're not crazy.
from angel of the odd:
what makes you smile?
the right song at the right time, hearing laughter, seeing someone smile, hot naked women, a touch when it's needed the most, pizza, knowing that i did something to my fullest potential.
from jk joker:
what makes ya happy?
being able to drive on an empty road, sleeping away a sunny sunday, books, music, documentaries, comedy central, knowing people care.
what's your favorite movie?
i can't really pick one above the other so here's a short list of ones i really like: airplane!, snatch (i said...yeah. i said it.), south park the movie, the ring, most john cusack movies, supercop, akira, that one movie with that hot lady that's all like "nyaaahh" the whole time, anal hammer volume IV
what trips your trigger?
i'm taking this as "what pisses you off?"...
dishonesty and deceit. i dealt with it for a long time and have almost no tolerance for it. i'm usually a really laid back guy, but this will set me off in a heartbeat.
from polaris kitten:
so hey, do you know where in the world carmen sandiego is?
she sits in the well, in the basement. she puts the lotion on her skin. she puts the lotion in the basket. PUTTHEFUCKINGLOTIONINTHEBASKET!
did you ever know you're my hero?
stop listening to barbara streisand or i'll take your music away. all of it.
from the medicated one:
did you have sex last nite?
only with the watermelons. i swear. the ghurkas only like to watch.
from big sister is back:
elvis or the beatles?
depends. if it's before they learned about eating blotter acid and shrooms, then the beatles. if it's yellow submarine stuff, then i'll take the king!
from miss muffet sat on his tuffet and they both thoroughly enjoyed it:
what's your favorite position to be in?
a compromising one that requires moderate flexibility and some serious stamina.
how often do you get sex?
averaging out the last 6 months, i'm getting it on once a month.
do you sleep naked or in boxers, or yuk, in pajamas?
naked. the only way to be.
from wrexie:
the question is WHO would you do for a klondike bar? no fair answering with hot babes. it has to be something vile, like eugene levy or dead bloated corpses.
i don't like klondike bars THAT much, but for the sake of answering the question in the most disgusting manner possible, i'll say "eugene levy's dead syphilitic bloated corpse".
from leylach:
have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
we did the lambada. THE FORBIDDEN DANCE!
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