April 13, 2003

  • received via snailmail on friday, april 11:
    ***THIS IS YOUR E-TICKET RECEIPT***
    01 may 03 - thursday
    air american xxx coach class
    departure terminal- x
    lv: ft lauderdale xxxa nonstop
    ar: chicago/ohare xxxa journey time 3:11
    arrival terminal- 3

    air american xxxx coach class
    departure terminal- x
    lv: chicago/ohare xxxxa nonstop
    ar: kalamazoo xxxp journey time :43
    from: cheaptickets.com
    almost on my way!
    -
    received via united states priority mail on saturday, april 12:
    logitech quickcam express
    $200 money order
    and one item that i'm definitely not sharing with the likes of YOU!
    from: my very own special sweetheart (i'd link her, but don't think she wants much attention. other than from me of course. plus, i don't trust you people not to touch her in places that would make her, and possibly me, tingle.)
    -
    straight from the webcam...a pic of me looking muy HOT!


    because it is my belief that people who take themselves too seriously inevitably become a self-parody


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    i'm all about the geek jokes:
    her: my keyboard is fubar
    me: mine's a qwerty

    me: so, does the name 'pavlov' ring a bell?
    (this has been making me laugh at least once a day for the last week. my ability to amuse myself astounds me sometimes.)

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