April 3, 2003

• answernalia, pt II
  
  from hot all girl thespian action:
  what five xanga chicks do you most want to nail?
  hmm. i'd have to say her, her, her, her and her. no wait. not her. i'll pick her instead.
  
  what five famous people would you most like to meet?
  honestly, i've never been able to answer this question; there's no one i can think of that i would like to meet.
  
  what five cds do you most not want to imagine living without?
  sunny day real estate - diary and hum - downward is heavenward are the only two albums that i absolutely can not live without. everything else is just icing on the cake.
  
  what five questions do you wish you were asked?
  1. how do you do that photoshop stuff? (i've been dying to write a photoshop "from beginning to end" entry, but i know it would bore everyone to tears.)
  2. is timantec really your brother? (maybe.)
  3. why does tony blair keep prank calling you? (he thinks it's funny to ask me about prince albert in a can)
  4. did you really make, consume and enjoy chocolatl? (yes.)
  5. are cuttlefish really the reason you wear tinfoil on your head? (yes. they steal my thoughts.)
  
  from lavalampjones:
  you didn't see this coming, did you?
  i figured i'd get some weird questions, seeing as how most of the people that read me are mildly insane, but i didn't expect this many. you guys rock and i love all of you.
  
  from kuruptxkitty:
  you know i adore you, right?
  i do now.
  will you marry me?
  yes, but the ceremony has to be in las vegas at the drive through chapel and i get to dress like elvis.
  
  from laureh:
  did you ever find my panties?
  they were out on the veranda. one of the ghurkas was playing with them.
  
  from the undisputed heavyweight champion of word play:
  name your top five music albums and why
  1. sunny day real estate - diary
  this band is the culmination of everything i've ever wanted to hear in a rock band; complex structures and melodies, poetic and meaningful lyrics, and an unabashed emotional outpouring.
  2. hum - downward is heavenward
  what can i say, i'm a sucker for science fiction love songs? which is exactly what the lyrics are. this is the only band i know of that can pull off using words not even found on SAT's (parallax, for example). their sense of dynamic change is astounding, going from near whisper to torrential downpours of distortion all candy coated and kept smooth by matt talbots sincerely mellow vocals.
  3. hoover - the lurid traversal of route 7
  teetering on the brink of chaos most of the time, the rest of the time it's all about odd jazz influenced rhythms and timings. this is one of the bands that came from the washington dc area-fugazi influenced vein of music. throat shearing screaming and noise-laden distorted guitars capture the perfect controlled frustration i've experienced again and again.
  4. bad brains - rock for light
  the best punk album ever recorded.
  5. beastie boys - paul's boutique
  hands down, one of the most innovative hip hop albums ever recorded.
  
  from some guy that stopped by to say hi:
  who would win a celebrity boxing match between ghandi and andy dick?
  tough call. really tough call. both are weak and frail, and not altogether the fighter type.
  i'm going to have to go with andy dick, mostly because ghandi is dead.
  
  if secret is really made for a woman, they why in hell would it be strong enough for a man?
  i really have no idea. maybe it's some kind of hardline feminist rhetoric.
  
  what movie is better: the breakfast club or lost boys?
  the breakfast club definitely. judd nelson wasn't in the lost boys, it's the only movie with emilio estevez in it that anyone likes, and it doesn't have either of the coreys in it.
  
  from charm me asleep:
  what piece of art (in any form) has had the most impact on the way you think and live your life (and why duh?)
  before i answer this, let me reiterate something here - you said art in any form.
  my answer - martial arts. training has taught me the value of self discipline, as well as the value of when to not be disciplined. it's opened up levels of awareness in me that before were just nothing. it's changed the manner in which i think. most of all its shown me that i don't have to be perfect all the time, but i should never give up trying to be. it's given me a measure of self acceptance and patience, that without, i wouldn't be who i am today. it's taught me how and when to have compassion and how and when not to have it. i owe who and what i am now to my training.
  
  from alotta_regina:
  have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
  yes.
  
  what was that/were those object(s)?
  my ex-girlfriend. she's a bit frigid.
  
  from dmbfreak02:
  do you like cheesecake?
  i can eat an entire 14" cheesecake at one sitting. that's a yes. and yes, i know i'm a hog.
  
  from d_e_s:
  so how big IS it anyways?
  about that big. and i knew that was you in the tree. get away from my window or i'm calling the cops. again.
  
  from the guy whose name doesn't anagram into anything besides mancteti, which doesn't mean a damn thing:
  paper or plastic?
  yes.
  
  what did you do to make the penguins curl up in the fetal position in the corner like that?
  i didn't do anything. i came home, they were already like that and this was still on the computer, so there might be a connection. fox and sculley are looking into it.
  
  am i too late to ask questions?
  yeah...sorry man. i said by midnite.
  
  can i be your friend?
  give me your lunch money and i'll think about it.
  just kidding - you already are, man.
  
  from sealkitty:
  is it too late to ask questions?
  yes.
  
  that is a question, isn't it?
  affirmative at the inquiry regarding the aforementioned inquisitive statement.
  
  if you had to choose, would you rather be loved or understood?
  i've mostly given up on being understood, so i'll go with loved.
  
  does rache make you want to be skinny and blonde like she does to me?
  rache makes me want to be smarter.
  
  do you realize how cool i think you are?
  i had no idea, but thank you very much.
  
  from fight like a squirrel:
  mmmmbob!! what exactly does that mean??
  it's the sound and action of fellatio happening, sometimes followed by gutteral noises.
  

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  the third part will be an astrology related essay, probably on monday.
  thanks everyone, you guys and girls are the best.

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