April 1, 2003
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twenty (or more) questions!
all questions received by midnight EST will be answered in tomorrows entry (which is already seriously long as hell)
since i don't have anything to write right now,
ask me anything and i'll answer as best i can in my next entry.
***BEGIN CRYPTIC STATEMENT***
tired but worth every minute.
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Comments (36)
does the cryptic statement have anything to do with a really long session of masturbation, involving interactive online porn, several goats, a prom dress, and ranch dressing?
is it possible for me to stop being gross, like, ever?
does anybody really know what time it is?
does anybody really care?
what's the freqency, kenneth?
these aren't the questions you were hoping for, are they?
how's your heart feeling today?
will there ever be a day when i remember to wear a belt with these pants, so i don't spend the whole time checking to see if my underwear/asscrack is hanging out the back?
did you want a picture of that?
what's your middle name?
how many fingers am i holding up?
did you know i meant "up my butt"?
does that excite you?
should i cut down on the caffeine at this hour?
you know i heart you, right?
Saturnalia, tell us about the Saturn in you.
Smooth or crunchy?
are you as interesting in real life as you seem on this blog?
if you had to stop writing, would it kill you?
what's inside that room?
ooooooh, merridian's comment wasn't in the form of a question. suffer the wrath of alex trebek!
Why do you live in Floriduh?
Blonde or Brunette?
what makes you smile?
what makes ya happy?
what challenges you?
what's your favorite movie?
what trips your trigger?
*L* what trips your trigger
I have a question...Am I the only one who didn't get the surfer joke from yesterday? lol. It wouldn't surprise me.
Dood.......who passed the crack pipe to Rache? (That wasn't my question.)
Do you realize you're not so cryptic to those of us that are in your head? Hmm?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I said wood.
Oh, and why does it always have to be blonde or brunette? *coughred_dirt_girlcough* What about us redheads? I demand affirmative action!
*Wanders off to make picket signs*
So hey, do you know where in the world Carmen Sandiego is?
Do you think I should stop asking stupid questions and just go do something productive now?
*Makes pirate noises*
Yeah, for real, I'm done this time. I promise.
Or maybe not. One more never killed ya, right?
Did you ever know that you're my hero?
Hmm....ok, one more just to make an even balance of comments and props. It'll help your blog chi.
Does that sound dirty?
did you have sex last night?
Elvis or The Beatles?
What would Jesus do......for a Klondike bar?
leading off riot's question
What is your favorite position to be in.
How often do you get sex.
Do you sleep naked or in boxers. or yuk. pajamas
The question is WHO would you do for a Klondike bar? No fair answering with hot babes. It has to be something vile, like Eugene Levy or dead bloated corpses.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
what five xanga chicks do you most want to nail?
what five famous peope would you most like to meet?
what five cds do you most not want to imagine living without?
what five questions do you wish you were asked?
...cause we already know what FOUR questions you wish you weren't asked. LOL. I'm kidding, of course. Dood, this is getting bad in here. My question is; you didn't see this coming, did you?
Rich..you know i adore you right?
Will you marry me?
(can't blame a chick for tryin)
did you ever find my panties??? cause I KNOW i left them near the lamp! check the pillow case, maybe i stuck them in there... who knows.
name your top five music albums and why.
ps. i asked rache her own questions to you. i'm so proud of myself.
Who would win a celebrity boxing match between Ghandi and Andy Dick?
If Secret is really made for a woman, then why in the hell would it be strong enough for a man?
What movie is better: The Breakfast Club or Lost Boys?
By the way you don't know me but I couldn't resist asking silly, pointless, questions.
social security number, bank account number, license plate?
or actually, how about you just answer this for me: what piece of art (in any form) has had the most impact on the way you think and live your life (and why, duh)?
i will be grading your response with rubric that i have formulated at my own discretion, so choice your words WISELY!
Have you ever had sex with an inanimate object?
What was that/were those object(s)?
So many pervs out there. Sheesh. lol
Do you like cheesecake?? haha
so how big IS it, anyway????
(for everyone else's sakes, we'll pretend like I don't already know)
Paper or plastic?
What did you do to make the penguins curl up in the fetal position in the corner like that?
Am I too late to ask questions?
Can I be your friend?
Can I call you Betty if you call me Al?
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