don't try to make out when southpark is on television. you'll wind up ruining really good kisses, not to mention sputtering all over each others faces. which is really funny in of itself. if you haven't noticed, yes i've found a woman who likes being around me (for some unknown reason; probably some form of mental illness), not to mention sticking her hand in my pants. and yes i've turned into a drooling, grinning jackass.

today's cryptic statement:
even if it sucks at the time, sometimes it's better when things don't happen. it leaves room for greater things.

today's other cryptic statement:
sunlight is tangible. i found out this morning.

today's other other cryptic statement, which also happens to be rhetorical in nature:
how much fun can two people have with a bar of ghirardelli dark chocolate and a blindfold?

at work and not much time to talk, so i'll be as succinct as possible. the last few days something has awoken inside me, something slumbering, something that hasn't been around for what has to be a few years.
the feeling of being alive, of living. simple happiness.

the jupiter to my saturn

her: ...and we might meet up for some coffee
me: (all frantic about coffee) oh man coffee sounds good. i'm going to stop at books-a-million on the way home. no wait, i mean , uh, borders.
her: oh! i love barnes and noble!

you really have to love someone you can have a conversation like this with. thanks for being my friend for the last 10 years or so, b.
go say hi to her. she rocks.
and she draws really funny pictures.
fightlikeagirl

i'm late! i'm late! for a very important date!

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for those of you brave enough to put any of these on your site....


because cherry tomatoes are threatening


i have lasers. yes i do.


what's weirder than glasses and shaving cream? mis-translated from a t shirt


just kinda neat.

i commend you.
i don't care if anyone really does, i just thought they were funny. then again i was somewhat sloshed when i made them. enjoy!