January 6, 2003
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the things i have to deal with
the girl down the block is mocking me. she's out there prancing around, supposedly washing her car. in a bikini. after getting the mail, i looked over just in time to get a nice butt shot. which i KNOW was a cold hearted stab at the fact that i'm not getting booty. do you see the correlation here?
not only am i pathetic, but i also have to deal with the world and society in general making cruel jabs at my love life.
in other news, today i realized i was the coolest person on the face of the earth. so cool, in fact, that the doors at the mall opened themselves for me.
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lol... Don't you love it when the Universe mocks you?
I didn't know it was possible to be pathetic and the coolest person on the face of the earth at the same time. Must be a gift. Hehe. Maybe if you run outside stark naked she'll chase after you in her bikini. Erm....or not. I don't know, it worked in my dream *shrug*
LOL
haha you are the coolest person alive...they don't do that for me...
Yeah, I know about the world mocking ya... They say sex sells but when you're sexually frustrated it just makes you wanna break stuff.
i don't know how to wash my car. but i'd hold the door for you (easier to stare at your butt that way.)
i doubt that butt shot was a mock. girls would not do that to a man! ahem...
the doors at the mall opened for me once... i must not be cool anymore... they refuse to open for me anymore.
I have to say that this post is a complete fabrication. Based on the fact that Jim Morrison is deceased, I'd say that it's highly unlikely that the Doors opened for our friend here at the mall.
I'm just sayin'....
In other news, I'm watching "Love at First Bite" on tv tonight. George Hamilton is discoing right now. I've no idea what this has to do with bikinis, butts or mall doors.
I think you should wash a car in a bikini
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAA! oh man. you rock my socks. that definitely got me laughing.
this background is abit hard to read but is is really nice. Is it russia or something? they have all those dome shape architecture. Anyway... happy new year
hehe..very cool.
Perhaps she's not getting any either, and in her bikini she's advertising her assets.....she might be yours for the asking! After all, what girl could possibly resist the coolest guy on the earth?
Pictures... take some pictures... we wanna see!
No, not of the girl in the bikini... of YOU, the self-described coolest pathetic one (or should that be the pathetic coolest one... whatever... we all love ya any way)!
and did the doors slap your ass on the way out???
it's about time you figured that out- hell i could of told you months ago ....
i'm sorry- let em clarify- you are the uber coolest, darling...of course
the doors open for me in some supermarkets. *grin*
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