a day in the life...
5:00am - wake up
5:30am - leave house, drive to beach
6:00am - 8:30am - workout at beach, try to concentrate amongst fake breasted women jogging around and giving themselves head injuries, go home
9:00am - cook and eat approximately half the contents of the entire refrigerator
10:00 - 10:30am - play on the internet
10:30am - 12:00pm - nap
12:00pm - 4:30pm - eat the other half of refrigerator contents, various housework things
4:30pm - leave house, drive to class
6:15pm - 7:45pm - kung fu class
9:00pm - get home, realize there's no food left, eat the neighbors and their food
9:30pm - 11:00pm - shower, relax, read, go to sleep. |
Comments (17)
ahhh i like refrigerators
so what do you do for a living? your life sounds way too easy..
It takes you almost two hours to get to your class?
Nice life, man.
why would anyone wake up at 5am of their own free will?
hey stranger....
beautiful life you have there. =)
I agree with Nadia. 5am? Dizzam (haha..i had to use that word..why?!) I demand your life be more hectic so I can feel better. No, not really, because that just isn't nice. ... I meant to say, I heartyoo.
yay for kung fu. i like it because it sounds funny.
also.. well... i'm not a perv by any stretch of the imagination, i mean.. i'm a fucking VIRGO (well not fucking but that's another issue)... and the whole thing about women "giving themselves head" was kind of twisted, don't you think?
Bum.
Will you eat my neighbors too? Please?!
Hang on, don't you work?
And who can get up at 5 am? Congratulations...
P
Thats it?
Shit
you eat your neighbors? where, uh, do you live?
Sound slieka plan
...damn..that's more excitement then I'll ever see in my life
...I wanna work out on a beach with jogging fake breasted women!
Life is just not fair...not fair at all...
cool! nice routine.. if thats a routiine
I would like to interview some of those breast job gals. The ones *not Hollywood, I mean. I am serious about this.
so whadja do between 8:30 and 9? ?? hehe ya bum. LOL
Cheers
~michelle
it's a rough life out there. good one
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