fair is fair
you must love your mother very very much is all I'm going to say...
And if she's insane, you've probably got a touch of it too, eh? ... sorry, so what's the problem again? oh, yeah... she's got a few quirks-- work with her...
Sorry dude, her and I are in the same club, it's in the Momz rule book (ch 65, pg 53, sec. 14, para 6) we gotta side with each other whenever possible...
Posted 11/4/2002 at 6:05 pm by MyKidzMomZaPotHEAD
i definitely have my fair share of quirks and oddities.
- expect me to be mostly random.
- i constantly have music playing in my head. it's like i have a 6 cd changer inside my head. sometimes i 'listen' to it so intently i just start rocking out (doesn't matter where i am or what i'm doing) and i don't even realize it. last week, i caught myself rocking out in the bathroom, just out of the shower. catching yourself playing naked air guitar is somewhat shocking.
- i hear the slightest bit of music and i'm playing along to it - usually by tapping on the nearest surface available; my knees, the coffee table, the arms of the chair i'm in, the dog, my head, your head, whatever.
- when i'm in an exceptionally good mood and/or hyper, i make random noises. usually it's something along the lines of "bwoooooooo" or "bweeeeeeee" but occasionally it's a chicken squawk or a sheep blat.
- when i go to see movies, i sit at the right side of the theater. having your eyes slightly to the left helps you engage the right side of your brain which in turn helps with the whole suspension of disbelief thing.
- i can quote random movies in the middle of any conversation while remaining relevant (at least to me) to the subject matter.
- i daydream way too much. i just had to stop myself. yes, just now.
- i like to sit indian style when i'm at the computer. sometimes i pull my legs up too fast, which results in me kicking myself in the balls. an unpleasant and humiliating experience.
- lincoln is the capitol of nebraska.
- i'm convinced that anything can be art, if you only look at it in the right way.
- i try to stick my fingers in my girlfriends nose. i have yet to find someone that will actually let me do it without having to pin them down first.
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hahahaha...love it.
hehehe!!!
you are about my favorite person in the whole world. but you already knew that.
Maybe when I stop laughing I'll comment.
LMAO!! Mine's the ears! I put my fingers in peoples ears. They don't appreciate it very much.
OOh, and I'm always walking around making chicken sqwarking noises... "BWAK BWAAAAAK CHICKEEEEEEEN"
LMAO! Remind me never to date you...you can pick your dates, but not your date's nose!!
my highschool boyfriend used to try to stick his fingers in my nose...what's up with thaat???
you and my darlin' just have waaaaaaay too much in common...i can't count how many times he has tried to stick his fingers in my nose...(why? whyyyyyy??) lol
chicken noises, sheep noises...sheesh...and he's a bassist too, so i guess *that's* why you guys feel the need to drum on everything imaginable, eh?
but he makes me laugh...and that's a very important thing!
(and nevermind all the silly shit i do...hehe)
my ex-boyfriend used to stick his finger in my mouth when i yawned.
You're in the shower with a song in your head and all of sudden you get to a part where the song becomes really heavy all of a sudden, next thing you know you are banging your head, singing along, playing the bass line on your towel, and then your realize that your housemates are all looking at you funny.
Heh heh. Whats goin on guys...
Definately been there
i come from a long line of crazy females.
LMAO *golf clap* well done
the sitting indian style thing is sadistically funny... lol
Hey ...
i also sit in very strange positions at the computer (at the moment i am sitting with my knees up and my feet on the chair, same level as my buttocks). after a while you feel how much your intestinal area is being crushed...not comfortable...i don't think it's very good for one's body.
p.s. i'd let you put your fingers in my nose as long as they were clean and as long as my nose was not a.) runny or b.) full of boogers
*bwahaha* Too good...
LMAO and happy to have this proof that I am totally NORMAL!
and when you find that girl, she will be the perfect woman for you....
I've definitely gotta try that thing you do at the movie theatre-- might just try it today-- gonna try to sneak off and see Femme Fatale, starring ANTONIO!
(Oh, and about your other random quirks and oddities... SEE? I knew you had to be a bit touched yourself... It's twue, it's twue! it does takes one to know one! Now go give yer Mom a hug-n-a kiss-- for no reason, tell her... "Just because you're MY Mom!")
Your quirks are too much like mine. That's when you know you're crazy.
Thats an interesting theatre theory.
bwa ha ha, my brother does the same thing, trying to stick his fingers in people's noses. must be a male thing. and if you're going to be playing naked air guitar, i definitely think that photos should be involved.
frank (my sisters' friend) used to put his lit lighter near my ear. sometimes it spook me out so much when it would get too close for my satisfaction if you know what i mean. at least you don't do that. i have a few friends that will try to lift me up, stick their finger in/ on my nose, mouth, ear, on my eye (oh wait that last one was frank too, he'd lift you up, or try to start rustling you even if you have a drink in your hand, or he'll try to lift you up and flip you over with a beer bottle in your hand - he hasn't done that to me since the first and last time he did that though). hehe.
thanks for what you said. i am going to do whatever the hell i want, just i wish that my parents' would stop being broken records.
Cheers
~michelle
haha. Yeah, I play guitar and drums, and it bugs the shit out of people because I am constantly playing out the beats in my head on whatever surface I'm near. I was in my friends trailer and I had been listening to psychobilly earlier so it was like thudthudthudthudratatatatatatthudthud. I actually had three people scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP" at me in unison. It was great.
my friend tries to put his finger in my nose all the time.
Those are great weird things. Except for the last one; can you really blame them?
once, during a class i was taking, some boy brought up the "ridiculous notion" of people who walk thru life as if a continous soundtrack was matched to their every action.
and i blushed because as everyone else laughed at the thought, i wondered if i was the only one who rushed into the day with music in my gait.
now i see i'm not the only one.
I have a chronic problem on repeating not just the same song, but same lines over & over & over in my head. All the time. I find it annoying, I think I should start meditating to quiet the voices
eh i am just one gigantic quirk ~grins all innocent like~
Nice blog .. veryyyy interesting
Wow fully monty air guitar ... now we need pics of that !!!! ~girlie girl grin~
rock out baby, rock out
and random noises are cool, trust me. i sing the chicken dance while i wait for things, like websites to load.
I usually find myself in places like the mall, singing and rocking out to either the mall music or whatever's been floating in my head at the time. I always get weird looks. *shrug*
I hate the finger in the belly button. Everyone tries to do that to me. Ick.
I have waaaaaay too many to list...and I certainly wouldn't allow anyone to stick their fingers up my nose
HA! I'm always trying to stick my fingers in my boyfriend's nose... so there's someone else who does that, I'm going to have to tell him.
you've made my day.
and my mom's insane... I call her Trex, if that's any sort of hint.
Lucky you. I have a girl that sticks HER fingers in my nose. SHe pins me down. I don't like it very much, but there are worse things that can be stuck in one's nose.
I guess you can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't pick your friend's nose. Apparently my boyfriend's dad used to say this, so my bf endeavored to prove this saying wrong by trying to pick the noses of his friends. And mine.
beers to this one: "i'm convinced that anything can be art, if you only look at it in the right way."
Dude....you're scaring me. I think we're dopplegangers or something. (We could team up with Tim Conway and Don Knotts and be the Apple Dopple Gang.) I'm sorry....I apologize for that.
- WFH
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