August 26, 2002

  • attention members of xanga.

    in light of recent events, such as the kidnapping of beek, the politically charged assassination of oomp, the suspicious disappearance of seraphim26uk, the inability of renaissancegirl4 to find a decent man, and worship mediocrity's 20th birthday, we have begun retaliation. as part of this declaration of revolution, we have seized control of the following blog rings:

    Thoughts, Dreams, and Everything In-Between

    Free Thoughts

    A Slice of Lime

    20-Something BlogRing

    Girls who love Guys who play Guitar

    Eating Bullets of Acceptance

    Bloggers Born Between 1965 and 1979


    they will not be harmed if our demands are met. i repeat, they will not be harmed if our demands are met. however, if they are not met, we will subvert the xanga bandwith and convert it into a limp bizkit only internet radio station.

    these are our demands:

    1. ryoushi shall be turned over to the beek liberation front and will be dealt with accordingly.

    2. those responsible for the assassination of oomp are to be deported from canada and brought to the custody of the deadstar show.

    3. the concentrated manpower of all US armed forces, CIA, FBI and the Chinese Military Police are to be focused into a singular, cohesive unit. the aforementioned unit is to be implemented in the search for seraphim26uk.

    4. all available men over the age of 17 are to line up at the beginning of renaissancegirl4 blog, so that she may choose amongst them for those worthy of her harem.

    5. anyone reading this will go to worship mediocrity blog and make him ENJOY his 20th birthday.


    you will have a 36 hour period to meet these demands. in that time, the blog rings will be kept safe. after that period of time, we will begin converting the blog rings. one will be converted on an hourly basis until the demands are met or until all blog rings are subverted.

    - the saturn coalition

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